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{{quote|Mia Fey|Let's just hope he doesn't say anything... unfortunate.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Uh oh, Larry gets excited easily... this could be bad.|The First Turnabout}}

{{quote|Winston Payne|Ahem. Mr. Butz. Is it not true that the victim had recently dumped you?}} {{quote|Larry Butz|Hey, watch it buddy! We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Um... didn't they all die?)}} {{quote|Larry Butz|I wasn't dumped! She just wasn't taking my phone calls. Or seeing me... Ever. WHAT'S IT TO YOU, ANYWAY!?}} {{quote|Winston Payne|Mr. Butz, what you describe is generally what we mean by "dumped."|The First Turnabout}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Um... Gumshoe, wasn't it? Dick Gumshoe?}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Right! At your service. Hang on! That's Detective Gumshoe to you, pal! Anyway, get the name right. And don't go calling me "Dick"...}} {{quote|Police|Hey, Dick! Get over here!}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Y-yes, sir! B-be right there!|Turnabout Sisters}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|It's not something I can claim to understand... But you and Mr. White are lovers, aren't you!}} {{quote|Marvin Grossberg|W-w-what! My boy!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|You sent that painting to him! As a sign! A sign of undying love!}} {{quote|Marvin Grossberg|M-m-my boy, please! You're letting your fancies run away with you! Where do you get these bizarre ideas?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|I... I don't understand how you could...}} {{quote|Marvin Grossberg|That's because I'm not, we're not... Don't be ridiculous! Enough. I'll swallow my pride and tell you all.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(I knew it! They are lovers!)}} {{quote|Marvin Grossberg|N-no! We are NOT lovers!|Turnabout Sisters}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Right. Okay, listen up. I want you to help me break out of here!}} {{quote|Maya Fey|You mean... a jail break?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Yeah. Tonight's our only chance!}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Alright!}} "Phoenix Wright"

- Huh?

{{quote|Maya Fey|Oh, I'd better go get a hacksaw while the stores are still open. Oh, oh! And a rope ladder, and a getaway car! Can you drive?|Turnabout Sisters}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Hold on just one second!}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Y-yeah?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|If I heard correctly... You said you arrested her because you had "hard evidence" she did it, correct?}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Huh? Did... did I say that? Me?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|I heard you say it!}} {{quote|Judge|You did say it.}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|You said it.|Turnabout Sisters}}

{{quote|April May|YOU AGAIN!? Can't you take a hint and stay gone?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Hey, the only reason I'm back here is because YOU won't talk to me!}} {{quote|April May|Oh, so it's MY fault now? You don't just have spiky hair, you also have a spiky heart.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(That does it. When this case is done I'm shaving my head.)|Turnabout Sisters}}

{{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Please state your full name.}} {{quote|Redd White|You wish to know the title of my personage?  }} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Er... your name?}} {{quote|Redd White|Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|  Name!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(These two are great together...)|Turnabout Sisters}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Heh. Looks like we're about to get our verdict!)}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|That's far enough, Phoenix Wright!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|W-what!? (Urk! I forgot about Edgeworth!)|Turnabout Sisters}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|Look, a ladder!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|That's a "step"-ladder.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|R-right... sorry. (This girl is OUT there!)|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Mia Fey|My poor plant! It looks so... so sluggish! Have you been watering it properly, Phoenix?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Um, well, Maya has actually... I think maybe she's giving it too much.}} {{quote|Mia Fey|That child! Sorry, Charley.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(The plant's name is... Charley?)|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright| And what were you doing during that time...?}} {{quote|Dee Vasquez|Don't hit your desk, it irritates me.}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth| Yeah, Mr. Wright...! Oops.|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Will the witness declare her name?}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|... Hmm? My, aren't you a handsome fellow! I'm afraid I'm a bit flustered!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Y-your name, please!}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|Oh, dearie! No need for you to be embarrassed! Just call me "grandma."}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|YOUR NAME, PLEASE!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Seems Edgeworth has a bit of trouble getting his witnesses to say their names...)|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Wendy Oldbag|Wendy Oldbag, dearie. So just call me "grandma." It's practically my name! So even when I was young I was an Oldbag, but not really that was just my name dearie. Still how the other children would make fun of me and just because of my name can you believe it? But there was this boy, the captain of the chess club in junior high, and when he called me an old bag well I just cried and cried because I had a crush on him you see--}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|O-objection! I... object to the witness's talkativeness.}} {{quote|Judge|Objection sustained!|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|So you were watching there the WHOLE time? No breaks? Not even a second?}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|O-of course! I am a professional, you know! Or are you criticizing how I do my job!? Whippersnapper!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|No, it's just, after seeing you eating those donuts in the guard station yesterday...}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|I can watch the gate and eat donuts at the same time! Snipperwhapper!}} {{quote|Maya Fey|"Snipperwhapper"...? Old windbag is losing it, Nick.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Why don't you raise an objection?|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Judge|No one in this court is accusing you of that, Ms... er, witness.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(He's having trouble calling her "Oldbag" apparently...)}} {{quote|Judge|However, you do not have proof that the person in this photo is Mr. Will Powers, do you?}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|Humph! Nosy old man! Of course I have proof!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|What!?}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Huh!?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Even Edgeworth is surprised!?)|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Wendy Oldbag|How was I to know everyone would be so nosy! You should be ashamed, all of you! Anyway, I showed that photo to the young detective. He told me "this isn't any good as evidence, pal." He didn't even give it a second look!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Wow, old windbag has left even Edgeworth speechless. She's good!)|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Umm...}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|Whippersnapper!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Hey, I haven't said anything yet!)}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|I'll have you know I'm not pointing fingers at anyone behind their backs! Everything I've said is on the straight and narrow! The up and up! Youth today! Always whining about each other, pointing fingers this way and that! It's enough to make an old lady want to cry...}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth| Mr. Wright! Please, for all our sakes, try not to upset the witness!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(I think Edgeworth has met his match...)|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Wendy Oldbag|You let'em have it, Edgey-boy!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(E-Edgey-boy...?)}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|...|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|Nick? I think her guard's down...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Y-yeah?}} {{quote|Maya Fey|I bet we could even eat those donuts in the guard station... if we wanted.}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|... You eat, you die.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Whew! She's alive!|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|...}} {{quote|Judge|Yes, Mr. Wright?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|I was hoping I'd come up with a question while pounding on my desk. I didn't.}} {{quote|Judge|...You have my sympathies.}} [later] {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|...}} {{quote|Judge|Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor... I didn't.}} {{quote|Judge|I see... Very well.}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Your Honor! I request that the witness testify again!|Turnabout Samurai}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|I was just wondering, why are camping pots and pans made of aluminum?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|... They didn't talk about that in any of the law books.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|So, there's no law saying they have to be made out of aluminum, then!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(I'm not having this conversation...)|Turnabout Goodbyes}}

{{quote|Lotta Hart|It was Christmas Eve, just after midnight, I reckon.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|"Just after midnight," you say? In other words, it was no longer Christmas Eve... but Christmas Day!}} {{quote|Lotta Hart|Huh? Uh, yeah, well, yes.}} {{quote|Manfred von Karma|I know you want to find contradictions, but really!|Turnabout Goodbyes}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Exactly, Your Honor! He remembered the name of his fiancee who committed suicide. That's why he named his parrot after her!}} {{quote|Judge|I see! I guess that is possible.}} {{quote|Manfred von Karma|Bah! A mere coincidence, that's all! My granddaughter has a dog she calls "Phoenix." Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright? Does this make you my granddaughter's fiancee!? She's only seven years old!!!|Turnabout Goodbyes}}

{{quote|Ema Skye|This is where the cars leave the lot.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|The arrow on the ground makes it look more like an entrance.}} {{quote|Ema Skye|What are you talking about? It's plainly an exit!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Well, maybe it's both. Kind of a dual purpose?}} {{quote|Ema Skye|Ah huh! The theory of relativity!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|What? Uh...}} {{quote|Ema Skye|I've got to write this down. Ah! Hey, hey, Mr. Wright! Maybe you know... Was Mr. Relativity, German? Or was he British?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Mr. Relativity? Are you sure that was his name?|Rise from the Ashes}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|I absolutely and positively have no idea whatsoever!}} {{quote|Ema Skye|...}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|...}} {{quote|Judge|Well, it's always good to be sure of oneself!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Apparently it helps when trying to overlook one's failures...|Rise from the Ashes}}

{{quote|Ema Skye|Mr. Edgeworth has such a comfy sofa!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Sofas like this make me want to curl up and take a nap.}} {{quote|Ema Skye|I bet he pours over his case files here until the wee hours of the morning... Then he takes off his jacket, rolls up his sleeves... And goes to sleep using his arms as a pillow!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(I don't believe it. She's actually daydreaming about Edgeworth working...)}} {{quote|Ema Skye|I bet in the morning he has sofa hair, and little creases in his cheek from the seams! He's so cool!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Sofa-hair is cool!?|Rise from the Ashes}}

{{quote|Dick Gumshoe|About that jar... I think I've seen it before somewhere.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|"Somewhere?"}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Or maybe it's one of those memories people have from "previous lives."}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(This must be the most uninformative detective I've ever met...)}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Something about it makes me feel uneasy. It's like I'm in the Chief's office, and he's yelling at me.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Chief Gant?)}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Where could I have seen that before...?|Rise from the Ashes}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Wait a minute! You know Lana Skye?}} {{quote|Angel Starr|Hmph. Of course. It's quite a feat... becoming the Chief Prosecutor. How many lunchboxes of sin did she pack to make that journey, I wonder!}} {{quote|Ema Skye|She... always travels light.|Rise from the Ashes}}

{{quote|Judge|I'd... like to... resume...?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(What's up? The judge keeps looking over at the prosecution...)}} {{quote|Judge|Is something wrong, Mr. Edgeworth? Your face is blue, your lips are purple, you're sweating bullets... That furrowed brow, those grinding teeth, those watery eyes... What's more your eyes are unfocused, you're doubled over, your back is bent...}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|It... can't... be!! This... can't... happen!|Rise from the Ashes}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|The name on that card tells people who I am! It even told ME that I'm "Phoenix Wright"!}} {{quote|Winston Payne|...}} {{quote|Richard Wellington|...}} {{quote|Maya Fey|...}} {{quote|Judge|...Did you not know that?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Nope!|The Lost Turnabout}}

{{quote|Pearl Fey|I knew her for a little while. Mystic Mia was your teacher, right? I'm sure she was a great Master of Lawyers.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|("Master of Lawyers" ...I guess? I mean, it's not exactly a martial art...)}} {{quote|Pearl Fey|You should keep training, Mr. Nick.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Y-Yeah, you're probably right.|Reunion, and Turnabout}}

{{quote|Ini Miney|Wow! It's a Magatama! Aww, you shouldn't have!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|It's so totally not for you!}} {{quote|Ini Miney|Hey! Like, it's not nice to freak me out like that!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(That should be my line...)|Reunion, And Turnabout}}

{{quote|Lotta Hart|I'm a real natural, aren't I? I caught the murder just right, and even managed to make it mysterious.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Mysterious!? All you managed to do was forget to focus your lens!}} {{quote|Lotta Hart|Shaddup! That's my technique! My technique, now, ya hear!?|Reunion, and Turnabout}}

{{quote|Franziska von Karma|Mr. Phoenix Wright. Would it kill you to stay on topic for a change?}} {{quote|Judge|Well? Would it, Mr. Wright?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Nice, tag-teamed in stereo. Guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1...)|Reunion, and Turnabout}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright| Would you please take a look at this person...?}} {{quote|"Hotti"|Oooh... This is, this is...  ...A superb example of a woman...  I'd like to...hmm, meet her...just one time. Bring her to me tomorrow. Hmm... She'll get special attention from me, I promise.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Wh-Where does he think he is!? This is a medical facility!!)|Reunion, and Turnabout}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|Ah, a ladder.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|It's just a stepladder.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|What's the difference? They do the same thing, right? I think you should stick with the basic facts of the matter.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Oh... Uh...  OK. (It's not even worth arguing with her on this one.)|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|It looks like every year the Ringmaster made donations to charity... To the Robot Clown Research Center...}} {{quote|Maya Fey|... You're kidding right?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|What!? They may be a perfectly reputable charity in the field of advanced tomfoolery!|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Uhh... I kinda forget.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|N-N-Nick!! Don't tell me you're losing your memory already!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|No no no no no... Let's not get carried away...}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Hey, stick out your head a little! I've got just the thing... A MAYA KICK!!}} {{quote|Judge|Enough of that! No horseplay in this courtroom! And no kicking the defense attorney!!|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|Whoa! Those lights are huge! If they fell from the ceiling, you'd be going to the circus in the sky... Life is so fragile, isn't it Nick?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|It can be snuffed out in an instant by falling gargantuan lights.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|It's so fragile that I've decided to eat as much good food as I can before I die. Like hamburgers...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Apparently you didn't notice the big sign that said "closed" by the snack stand.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Awww... It's closed!?|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Something's covered up by this tarp... An old sign, perhaps.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Nick! Look out! They've got the killer trapped behind that tarp.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|...}} {{quote|Maya Fey|What? It wasn't funny? You know it wouldn't have hurt you to look even a little surprised.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Whew! She didn't notice that I was too scared to talk!)|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Regina Berry|We're planning for me to start coming out of the lion during the show.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|That's great Regina!}} {{quote|Regina Berry|Yeah. I will ride on Regent's back and jump out of the lion's mouth.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|I wanna try it too! I'll ride on Nick's back and jump out of the lion's mouth!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Sometimes I wonder about this girl...)|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|There doesn't seem to be anything here that can help us... Not a single clue.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|You know I've been meaning to ask you... What exactly do you mean when you say "clue"? What are you looking for?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|... A bloody chainsaw for instance...}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Well there's definitely not one of those here...|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|There's a lot of posters here don't you think?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|There are indeed.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|So many posters that they aren't likely to miss one, are they?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Maya... We're supposed to be the honest ones here.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|But... But... You didn't even notice that I took one!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Arrghhh... She already swiped one!)}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Heh! Heh!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|You're incorrigible, you know that?|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|Something smells fantastic! So we know it can't be Moe... Wait! I know what it is!! It's burgers!!}} {{quote|Moe|Hello hello hello! Welcome to the Bistro du Cirque aka the cafeteria!}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Mmm... It smells so good in here... Those burgers look great!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(She's drooling like she' [sic] some sort of crazed burger monster!)|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Moe|Oh yeah... He didn't just show me the picture!}} {{quote|Maya Fey|What do you mean?}} {{quote|Moe|He showed me his bust too. Let me tell you, that thing is enormous! It's in the picture I think. He'd make us worship it... Everyday. He made us bow to his greatness.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(He's got a... Big... Bust? I wouldn't mind hearing more about Max's bust... Not that I'm into that sorta thing...)|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Maya Fey|Hey... The [basketball] net's ripped. Money must be prone to breaking things. He's hardcore.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Umm... The net looks fine to me. You really think that he plays basketball?}} {{quote|Maya Fey|I think so... Monkeys live life above the rim you know.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|... You're joking right? You think the monkey has got proverbial "game"?}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Of course. That monkey doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Well, a prehensile tail might be an unfair advantage.)|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Judge|You were going to propose... You... A puppet...}} {{quote|Trilo Quist|Don't be so obtuse! Just because I'm a puppet doesn't mean I can't love!}} {{quote|Judge|I guess you're right... Just because I'm old doesn't mean I couldn't propose to her too!}} {{quote|Trilo Quist|Exactly!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(His Honor is looking a little less than honorable right now...)}} {{quote|Judge|OK Mr. Wright... Please continue with your examination... *sigh*}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Aww... Did you hear that? His sigh seemed a little wistful.|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Franziska von Karma|Isn't that right, Moe?}} {{quote|Moe|...  Do you like Pi? I love Pi! 3.141592653589793238462643383279! Tasty!}} {{quote|Franziska von Karma|Silence fool! You are to respond with the whole truth! No fractions!|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Max Galactica|Why don't you try flying into the courtroom?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|...}} {{quote|Max Galactica|I can see it now... The dashing young lawyer flying fabulously in from above! One glimpse of that, and everyone in the room will be on your side!}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Max... Really... No one needs to fly today. ...Nick? What's with that look in your eyes?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(I like the sound of that... "Dashing young lawyer flying fabulously...")|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Judge|GWWWWAAAAHHHH!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!? THAT'S A PENALTY!!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Arrrgghhh!}} {{quote|Judge|WHAT'S THAT!? YOU WANT A DOUBLE!? HERE YA GO!!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Double arrrggghhh!!|Turnabout Big Top}}

{{quote|Will Powers|So, you're going to study to become a lawyer too. Am I right or am I right?.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Umm...}} {{quote|Will Powers|It must be real tough. There's all those thick books with hard words you have to read...}} {{quote|Maya Fey|Uh, um... Well...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Oh, yeah. Mr. Powers doesn't know that Maya's a spirit medium...)}} {{quote|Maya Fey|I thought he'd be able to tell by my clothes.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Maybe he thinks that you've got some strange hobby on the side or something.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|...Hey, wait a sec. What's that's [sic] supposed to mean!?|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Take a good look at the crime photo. Now, a real pro's attention would be drawn here, to this bandana.}} {{quote|Judge|Mmmm... "Banana".}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Um, his "bandana", sir... that thing wrapped tightly around his neck, sir.}} {{quote|Judge|Ah, yes, yes. I see. His banana-scented bandana.|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Franziska von Karma|If it weren't for traitors like you...}} {{quote|???|"I would've won." Is that what you want to say?}} {{quote|Franziska von Karma|...! Wh-Who!?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|That voice.. E-Edgeworth!!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|It's been a long time... Wright.|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|I thought you, the Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, had gone and died!}} {{quote|Pearl Fey|Mr. Nick!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|I... I never wanted to see you again!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|I think that's enough of a "warm welcome" for someone you haven't seen in a year...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Are you going to run tomorrow's trial...?}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|...You heard her, right? That wild mare hasn't given in yet, it seems. So, no, I don't think I'll be making an appearance.|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Your hatred for me is quite unhealthy. Not to mention one-sided. But I will say one thing...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|...}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|You can't win on your own at the trial tomorrow.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(What is that supposed to mean...?)|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Miles Edgeworth|I have something definitive that you lack. And that's the definition of teamwork. It's the power to find the truth.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|"The truth"...?}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|In order to understand this case, you have to understand a certain "truth". ...Well, if you ever feel the need for my assistance, it is available to you. I'm not in charge of this case, so I can be a bit more generous with information.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(Just what is going on inside his head...?)|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Now then, witness, please state your name and occupation...}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag| ...}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|...   Witness! Your name and occupation, please!}} {{quote|Ray Gun|*rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Uurrngh!}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag| ...Heh. G.O.T.C.H.A!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Grrrrrrrrr...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(I wonder what happened to that calm composure he had earlier...)}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|Oh, Edgey-boy! It's been what, a year since we last met, hasn't it? You should be more happy to see me!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|I saw the report with her testimony, but who knew that under that helmet... it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Wendy Oldbag|I tell you, this time I know what I'm supposed to do! So today, I'm going to tell you anything and everything! Even things that don't have to do with that terrible crime.}} {{quote|Judge|Ms... Witness... "That terrible crime" is all this court needs to know.}} {{quote|Ray Gun|*rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*}} {{quote|Judge|Oof!}} {{quote|Wendy Oldbag|Shush! I'm talking to my dear Edgey-Wedgey right now! Don't interrupt us, gramps!}} {{quote|Judge|Yes, madam.}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|No no no, please, by all means interrupt her! Please!|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|This must be the chief of the detectives here. He's glued to his computer screen.}} {{quote|Chief|WHAT!? Prosecutor von Karma was shot in front of the courthouse!? Wh-Who did it!? Who shot her!?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(I have a sneaking suspicion that even Gumshoe could do this guy's job...)|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Phoenix Wright|Um... Witness. About requesting a hit...}} {{quote|Shelly de Killer|Yes?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|How much is your fee...?}} {{quote|Shelly de Killer|I see you are also quite a dark-hearted man, Mr. Attorney...}} "Phoenix Wright"

- Huh?

{{quote|Shelly de Killer|If you would like to talk business, we can do so after the trial...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Ack! NONONO! I'm not thinking of hiring--}} {{quote|Judge|M-M-Mr. Wright!!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Y-Yes!?}} {{quote|Judge|Y-Y-You... You want to kill me... You want me dead... DON'T YOU!?!?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Whaaaat!? Why would you think something like that, Your Hon--}} {{quote|Judge|Guilty! MR. PHOENIX WRIGHT! You are hereby declared GUILTY!!|Farewell, My Turnabout}}

{{quote|Pearl Fey|Oh, hello...It's been a long time, hasn't it, Mr. Scruffy Detective?}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Oh! It's you, little missy!...Um, ahh...Actually, my name is Gumshoe. "Detective Dick Gumshoe". Now is a good chance for you to try and remember it right!}} {{quote|Maya Fey|And if it's too long for you, you can just call him "Dick".}} {{quote|Pearl Fey|Okay! It's good to see you again, Mr. Detective Dick!}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|Um... Yeah... Good to see you again, too, I guess.|The Stolen Turnabout}}

{{quote|Larry Butz|Even you could learn a few tricks from me, Nick!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|...Yeah? Like what?}} {{quote|Larry Butz|Look at my hair for example. It points up straight, right? But your hair, on the other hand, points backwards. That's no good at all, man! It's defeatist! You gotta aim high... for the stars!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|(I... I can't find a counter-argument to that..)|The Stolen Turnabout}}

{{quote|Lisa Basil|I'm sorry. That data is SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.}} {{quote|Maya Fey|SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What!? This is madness!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|No, Maya. That is SPARDA. She won't tell us unless we say the right code word.|Recipe for Turnabout}}

{{quote|Judge|What's a computer virus?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|A computer virus is a program that does severe damage to the inside of a computer.}} {{quote|Judge|What's a computer?|Recipe for Turnabout}}

{{quote|Dick Gumshoe|There's something elegant about the light of a fire. At the end of each month, I always like to relax in my room by candlelight.}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Detective... Can you not afford to pay your electricity bill...?}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|...How did you know?|Bridge to the Turnabout}}

{{quote|Bikini|This is our Main Hall, so it's protected by a variety of magic spells and charms... They're all designed to prevent evil forces from entering.}} {{quote|Dick Gumshoe|So if I slept here the uggie-woogie-boogieman wouldn't hunt me down for eternity? Alright!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|(Does this guy think about anything other than eating and sleeping...?)|Bridge to the Turnabout}}

{{quote|Larry Butz|That's why I drew it! I'm an artist! A real artist!}} {{quote|Miles Edgeworth|Are...!}} {{quote|Franziska von Karma|You...!}} {{quote|Judge (younger brother)|High! The girl... She's really high up in this picture!|Bridge to the Turnabout}}

{{quote|Apollo Justice|Good uh, morning!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|... Morning. It's all up to you today.}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|(First trial: nervous. Meeting him: cardiac arrest.)}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|...}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|... (I think I'm supposed to say something... Uh... help?)}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|So, you're...}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|Fine! I-I'm fine!}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Ah... Mr. Fine, is it?}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|Uh.}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|I did remember you having an odd name.}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|(Well, we're off to a great start.)|Turnabout Trump}}

{{quote|Apollo Justice|So, you claim you weren't gambling?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|That's right. It was simply a game.}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|You didn't bet any money? Not even a little?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|The only thing at stake in our game... was pride itself.}} {{quote|Judge|Ho ho! Well put, Mr. Wright. I've got a mind to play a hand of poker myself... The stakes: your fate!}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|(Um... Can we get back to the trial now?)|Turnabout Trump}}

{{quote|Apollo Justice|So you say you didn't touch the murder weapon... this grape juice bottle? ...Right?}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|So I said.}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|...}} {{quote|Judge|Something the matter, Mr. Justice?}} {{quote|Winston Payne|Hee hee hee... Too bad our new defense attorney never learned how to play dumb!}} {{quote|Judge|What's this, Mr. Payne?}} {{quote|Winston Payne|I examined the bottle in question, you see. And it was covered in the defendant's fingerprints!}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|O-B-J-E-C-T-I-O-N!}} {{quote|Judge|No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|Aha ha ha...}} {{quote|Kristoph Gavin|Excess yelling can damage the judge's ears... and our case.}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|(B-But what about my Chords of Steel?)|Turnabout Trump}}

{{quote|Winston Payne|It's just hard for an honest, hard-working member of society like me to imagine...}} {{quote|Phoenix Wright|Yes. Your imagination was always a bit limited, Winston.}} {{quote|Winston Payne|Wh-what!?|Turnabout Trump}}

{{quote|Winston Payne|The witness will state her name and profession.}} {{quote|Judge|H-Hold on just a moment! Where's the witness? }} {{quote|Winston Payne|I surmise that she has been frightened by the defense's demonic-looking horns.}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|(So I used a little hair gel! Relax, people!)|Turnabout Trump}}

{{quote|Apollo Justice|His "locket"...?}} {{quote|Olga Orly|I believe it was good-luck charm, dah? He gripped it many times as he played that night.}} {{quote|Judge|Yes, he must have felt as though it might carry him to the moon and the stars! Though if it were small enough to fit around his neck, it wouldn't have much lift...}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|Um... The defense would like a clarification: this is a locket we're talking about? I mean, a pendant with a picture in it, right? Not a "rocket"?}} {{quote|Judge|Of course! I knew that! It was probably a pendant shaped like a rocket. That's why she called it that.}} {{quote|Apollo Justice|No, a locket's a locket! It doesn't matter what shape it--}} {{quote|Kristoph Gavin|}It's considered bad form to poke fun at the hard-of-hearing in our society.}} "Apollo Justice"

- (Hard of hearing, or hard of understanding?)

"Apollo Justice"

- Something terrible!?!?

"Olga Orly"

- Eeeeeeeeek!

"Judge"

- The defense will refrain from needless shouting!

"Apollo Justice"

- Er, sorry. (I need to seriously reconsider this vocal training thing...

"Judge"

- Hmm... A full house is a very high-scoring hand. Not easy to make, in my experience.

"Winston Payne"

- That alone is enough to suspect less-than-scrupulous tactics.

"Apollo Justice"

- Um... Mr. Gavin? What's a full house?

"Winston Payne"

- Lawyers these days... You don't know your poker?

"Judge"

- I can't say this bodes well for your case... or career.

"Apollo Justice"

- (What is this, some kind of secret court poker ring!?)

"Apollo Justice"

- The contradicting point is the location of the witness!

"Judge"

- Exactly what does the witness's location contradict?

"Apollo Justice"

- That is unclear, even to me!

"Judge"

- ... Generally, one does not announce one's own ignorance with such... aplomb.

"Apollo Justice"

- (I have to take pride in something...)

"Apollo Justice"

- It's Charley, the houseplant. They've had it for years, apparently.

"Trucy Wright"

- That's "Mr. Charley" to you! He's been here longer, after all.

"Apollo Justice"

- Right, sorry.

"Trucy Wright"

- I'm sorry, Mr. Charley. He was raised by a tribe of heathens.

"Apollo Justice"

- (She's saying something to the plant as she waters it...)

"Trucy Wright"

- Mr. Charley forgives you. This time.

"Apollo Justice"

- ...Is there anything else I might do to please His High Leafiness?

"Trucy Wright"

- That guitar! That's the legendary AA-400! The "Red Badger".

"Apollo Justice"

- I thought rock was supposed to be rebellious, not...civic.

"Trucy Wright"

- Every aspiring guitarist wants one of these! They even paint their own guitars to look like it.

"Apollo Justice"

- Ah, the fickleness of youth.

"Trucy Wright"

- You should dye your hair "Badger Red", too!

"Apollo Justice"

- I like my hair the way it is, thank you very much.

"Trucy Wright"

- Argh, the stubbornness of age!

"Apollo Justice"

- Look, a ladder. I guess they need one to work on the lights and such.

"Trucy Wright"

- Why don't they use a stepladder? I prefer stepladders, really. ...Is that so wrong?

"Apollo Justice"

- Not wrong, just... well, why do you prefer stepladders?

"Trucy Wright"

- ...... They're so much more flexible than plain old ladders!

"Apollo Justice"

- ...... (I prefer my ladders rigid and stable, thank you.)

"Apollo Justice"

- Huh, another ladder.

"Trucy Wright"

- Actually, it's technically a stepladder.

"Apollo Justice"

- Well hello, Ms. Fancy Pants! Please forgive my lack of ladder discrimination.

"Trucy Wright"

- ! ......

"Ema Skye"

- I'm less worried about the stepladder, and more worried about why it's there.

"Apollo Justice"

- (Why is the ladder there? Well, to climb, right? To reach something on the ceiling?)

"Trucy Wright"

- ...... I still say it's a stepladder.

"Trucy Wright"

- ......

"Apollo Justice"

- (Trucy's still after that brooch, clearly...)

"Ema Skye"

- No way! If you want one that bad, get your daddy to buy it for you!

"Trucy Wright"

- Daddy always says: "Trucy, if you want something go find or borrow it." Oh, and "When in doubt, beg."

"Ema Skye"

- Leave it to Mr. Wright...

"Apollo Justice"

- (I'm a little concerned for Trucy's future...)

"Trucy Wright"

- I still can't believe we found Machi and Mr. LeTouse up there...

"Apollo Justice"

- Yeah. I used to not like high places. Now I hate them.

"Trucy Wright"

- It's not like it would have been nicer if we found a dead body closer to the ground. ...Though that reminds me. Daddy's bad with heights, too.

"Apollo Justice"

- Huh, no kidding.

"Trucy Wright"

- He took me on a Ferris wheel ride a while ago, you know! Halfway through, his face got all green and he mumbled "objection" over and over.

"Apollo Justice"

- (...Poor guy.)

"Apollo Justice"

- What's a police recruitment poster doing here? "Rock on... with the police."

"Trucy Wright"

- Maybe they're trying to trick kids into thinking the police are some kind of band.

"Apollo Justice"

- But that's just silly. Who'd name a band the "police"?

"Trucy Wright"

- The Gavinners are into chains. It's part of their image.

"Apollo Justice"

- Huh, no kidding.

"Trucy Wright"

- Every [sic] since they used chains on the cover of "Gunna Lock U Up".

"Apollo Justice"

- They're really into the whole police thing, aren't they.

"Trucy Wright"

- It'd be cooler if they turned that red light on.

"Apollo Justice"

- They don't have to turn on the red light.

"Apollo Justice"

- Ema, could you take a look at this?

"Ema Skye"

- MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

"Apollo Justice"

- Um... What do you think?

"Ema Skye"

- MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

"Apollo Justice"

- (That must be a bottomless bag of snacks.)

"Apollo Justice"

- What's this? Some kind of headset earpiece?

"Ema Skye"

- MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

"Apollo Justice"

- Why would someone leave this in the hallway?

"Ema Skye"

- MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

"Apollo Justice"

- Maybe Lamiroir's bodyguard dropped it?

"Ema Skye"

- MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

"Apollo Justice"

- Ema! Will you stop eating those snacks for one second and listen!?

"Ema Skye"

- Hah! If you think you're going to pull me away from my snacks just to hear you mumbling... on and on about whatever, you're going to be sorely disappointed!

"Apollo Justice"

- (...At least I got her to stop munching.)

"Apollo Justice"

- What's that odd looking doll doing there?

"Ema Skye"

- MUNCH MUNCH... oh, MUNCH, that's the Blue MUNCH Badger.

"Apollo Justice"

- Could you try either talking or munching, but not both?

"Apollo Justice"

- (She hit me with a snack.)

"Ema Skye"

- Serves me MUNCH right MUNCH for going MUNCH out MUNCH of MUNCH my MUNCH way MUNCH

"Apollo Justice"

- ...... (Sorry, I don't speak Snackoos.)

"Ema Skye"

- MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

"Apollo Justice"

- Come to think of it, I am a little thirsty.

"Ema Skye"

- I'll have some tea.

"Apollo Justice"

- ...... I think I'll get a water.

"Ema Skye"

- I'll have tea!

"Apollo Justice"

- If you want tea so bad go buy it yourself!

"Apollo Justice"

- (She Snackoo'd me.)

"Ema Skye"

- I'll take a tea.

"Apollo Justice"

- A Gavinners "Guilty As Charged" tour poster.

"Ema Skye"

- They're plastered all over the place. It's annoying.

"Apollo Justice"

- Well, this is the concert venue. It makes sense.

"Ema Skye"

- Why? Everyone here is already here! Why advertise to them?

"Apollo Justice"

- People like to see the poster at the concert... It's part of the experience.

"Ema Skye"

- Do you have to find fault with everything I say?

"Apollo Justice"

- (She Snackoo'd me.)

"Apollo Justice"

- That's a pretty sturdy-looking box there. Maybe it's an instrument case. There's a guitar next to it.

"Ema Skye"

- Don't even think about taking that!

"Apollo Justice"

- I don't think I could even carry it...

"Apollo Justice"

- (She Snackoo'd me.)

"Apollo Justice"

- Um... Ema?

"Ema Skye"

- MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

"Apollo Justice"

- (I've never seen someone eat snacks with such vehemence. Better give her a wide berth...)

"Apollo Justice"

- (She Snackoo'd me.)

"Apollo Justice"

- That's Prosecutor Gavin's... er, the Gavinners's dressing room.

"Ema Skye"

- Put so much as a hand on the door and I'll Snackoo you.

"Apollo Justice"

- Hold on! But I just came out of there!

"Ema Skye"

- Don't play smart with me!

"Apollo Justice"

- (*sigh*)

"Trucy Wright"

- Apollo, look at this hand...

"Apollo Justice"

- Hmm. He's holding something.

"Ema Skye"

- Hey! No touching!

"Apollo Justice"

- You can throw all the snacks at me you'd like, Ema. But sooner or later... you're going to run out of them.

"Ema Skye"

- Hmm. You raise a good point.

"Ema Skye"

- What! You aren't trying to burn me up again, are you? Who sent you to get me? Who?

"Apollo Justice"

- I'm not out to get you, promise.

"Ema Skye"

- Promise!? No promise is good enough with you still carrying that weapon around! Try burning me again with that trigger of yours... and I'll throw 100 bags worth of Snackoos at you!

"Apollo Justice"

- (I've never seen someone munch so furiously. Better stay clear for a while.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Consider it a birthday present, Trucy.

"Trucy Wright"

- Thanks! It's great! But... today isn't my birthday.

"Phoenix Wright"

- ...Hmm. Good point... What day is it today, Apollo?

"Apollo Justice"

- Huh? Today? Um... I think it's "Recycle Your Plastics" day...

"Phoenix Wright"

- Then, it's a Recycle-Your-Plastics present.

"Trucy Wright"

- Yippee! So it's plastic!

"Apollo Justice"

- (I've given up trying to understand them. It's much easier that way.)

"Trucy Wright"

- Yup! After all, I am directly descended from the famous Zak Gramarye!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Directly descended... He's your father.

"Trucy Wright"

- Oh...! And now I'm directly descended from the famous Phoenix Wright, too!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I think an eight-year-old just massaged my ego.)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- A few days before it happened, the victim sent a letter "ordering" his own murder.

"Phoenix Wright"

- ...And was sent by the victim?

"Dick Gumshoe"

- There it is! Gotcha! You're all mine this time, pal.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Huh?

"Dick Gumshoe"

- I had the handwriting checked out, of course. It's the victim's, no mistake!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ah, I see...

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Ha ha ha ha ha! Score one for the boys!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I didn't "lose". I was just ascertaining the facts... So why am I so annoyed?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- That sure is a big sign.

"Valant Gramarye"

- Yes, it's a favorite of mine. Impressive, isn't it? I considered using it for one wall of my house when the show's over.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Wow, your house is that big!?

"Valant Gramarye"

- Actually, as fate would have it, I currently live in a one-room apartment. But following the wild success of my show, I intend to build a luxurious mansion. I was torn over just how big to make it. Until that sign whispered the answer to me.

"Phoenix Wright"

- That's... really beautiful.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (There are a few copies of Sky Magazine in the rack.)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- This month's special... Oh looks like it's an English trivia quiz! Oh I've got one! What starts with "i" and means "boldly rude" and "disrespectful"?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (The answer is most definitely "insolent".)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Time's up! Sorry sir, but the correct answer is "insolvent".

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Detective Gumshoe... Don't tell me your English is the same as "him"?)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Keeping track of this many pieces of cargo must be very taxing on the cargo crew.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- This sure brings back memories of when I worked as a part-time mover, sir!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (By the look in his eyes, he's waiting for me to ask about the rest of the story... But no matter how he pours on the puppy dog eyes, I have no intention of doing so.)

"Zinc Lablanc II"

- Ah, so you are finally paying my wasted money?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Sorry, but there is absolutely nothing inside this wallet.

"Zinc Lablanc II"

- How dare you! You are wanting to trick me! I will sue for fraud!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Mr. Lablanc. Are you seriously considering a courtroom tango with me? I hope not, but in case you are, there is a certain lawyer I could introduce you to.

"Officer"

- This door leads to the cargo hold. But I can't left you through without Ms. von Karma's express permission.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- That's not a bad way to handle this situation if it was any old case, but this isn't.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- So between you and Ms. von Karma, who's better at their job?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Oh, there's no comparison to be made detective. None.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Ema, I'd like to ask you about what you witnessed...

"Ema Skye"

- Huh? What are you talking about?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Are you not the witness Detective Gumshoe told us about?

"Ema Skye"

- Well I did get a call from Detective Gumshoe earlier. He was practically yelling at me! "Mr. Edgeworth needs your scientific doohickeys right now, pal!" he said.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (What was that man thinking? ...Or rather not thinking?)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- You actually got a copy, Mr. Edgeworth? Ooh! Can you show me the last page?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- The last page? Very well... Let's see here... Interesting. Why is your name listed here under "Special Thanks"?

"Dick Gumshoe"

- That's it sir! You found it! Oh... Um... That's because I did the choreography for the "Dance, Dance, Blue Badger" song!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (I suspect that no one entrusts him with any real responsibilities at work...)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Gatewater Land... Who would have guessed this place would be such a success? But the Gatewater Group and I go way back, you know?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Yes... Same here. I handled two murder cases that took place at two of their hotels. And it was you who headed the investigation in each case.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Oh, I remember that, sir! I was 16 back then, standing in front of the hotel in the snow...

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Clearly we are not on the same page here.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- "When you're in hot water, you might need a hot dog." .................. Hmm... It looks like this slogan was decided through a public contest. And the winner was... Prosecutor Winston Payne...?

"Franziska von Karma"

- Hmph. What a pathetic slogan. No presence at all! Now if it was up to me, it would read... "If you leave matters in a Von Karma's hands, everyone in court will be found guilty dogs!"

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ............

"Franziska von Karma"

- Overruled!

"Franziska von Karma"

- Any day now, I'll be taking my rightful place behind this bench.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- By that time I should already be standing here.

"Franziska von Karma"

- It'd be downright disgraceful if I beat you to it, wouldn't it?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- If that were to happen Franziska... I'll eat my cravat.

"Franziska von Karma"

- This must be the Judge's desk. You can tell by the gavel sitting on top.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I had a dream once that I was being squashed from above by this gavel.

"Franziska von Karma"

- You're such a weakling, Miles Edgeworth.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- You have no idea how frightening it was.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- It's the defense attorney's bench.................. (I'd probably be standing on this side of the courtroom if that incident hadn't happend.)

"Franziska von Karma"

- What are you thinking about? Lately, the more wrinkly your face becomes, the less I'm able to read what you're thinking.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Well, I never--! I'll have you know, I don't have a single wrinkle upon my youthful brow!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- How about we use this handkerchief and dry your little eyes?

"Kay Faraday"

- *quiver* Uuuuggh...  *Hooooonk!*

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Nnnnghooooooh! My cravat! Don't blow your nose on that!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Laaaaaaryyyy! It was you!? YOU'RE the one who wrote my Steel Samurai autograph!?

"Larry Butz"

- Hm? Oh, you didn't notice earlier? I even winked at you through my headpiece.

"Franziska von Karma"

- ......What's going on? And why are you beet-red?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Sorry... but could you not speak to me right now...?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Hmm... A ladder.

"Kay Faraday"

- Actually, that's a step-ladder.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- They're the exact same thing.

"Kay Faraday"

- No way! From their structure up, they're totally different! But of course, from a thief's perspective, the best kind of ladder is the rope-ladder. A step-ladder is much too heavy to carry around, after all.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (And from a prosecutor's perspective, any type of ladder is guilty... of being dangerous during an earthquake.)

"Wendy Oldbag"

- Edgey-poooooooo!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Nrghhhoooooooooh! (The two people I wanted to see the least........) Laaaaaaaarryyyy...! What are you two doing here!?

"Larry Butz"

- Way to show your gratitude, Edgey! We just wanted to help, yeesh! I'm gonna get the bad guy with a single thrust of my Samurai Spear...

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Go away!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ...Wendy Oldbag  I thank you.

"Wendy Oldbag"

- !

"Miles Edgeworth"

- What you have given to me is truly something very "special".

"Wendy Oldbag"

- E-Edgey-poooooooooooo!

"Dick Gumshoe"

- M-Mr. Edgeworth? Are you sure you're feeling OK, sir!?

"Gaspen Payne"

- With me as an adversary, who wouldn't want to feign illness in order to escape?

"Athena Cykes"

- (What?! The nerve of that guy! I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! W-Well, I would if I wasn't so nervous... Argh! This arrogant jerk!)

"Widget"

- You arrogant jerk!

"Athena Cykes"

- N-No! Widget!

"Gaspen Payne"

- Is my hearing getting worse? I could've heard the defense say something just now.

"Athena Cykes"

- N-N-No! You didn't hear anything at all! Especially not from me!

"Judge"

- Hmm... How odd... I could have sword I also heard something...

"Athena Cykes"

- ...Oh, that would be my indispensible [sic] partner, Widget. He... sometimes blurts out what I'm thinking.

"Gaspen Payne"

- Heh heh. Well then. If that's the case, then it's a clear contradiction to what you just stated!

"Athena Cykes"

- (A contradiction?)

"Gaspen Payne"

- You just stated that you said nothing. However, if that device of yours says what you're thinking... then you indeed said I was...what was it? Elegance at work?

"Athena Cykes"

- Eeep! (Actually, it was arrogant jerk...)

"Gaspen Payne"

- Phoenix Wright... I've been looking forward to meeting you.

"Phoenix Wright"

- ...It's been a while, Mr. Payne.

"Gaspen Payne"

- Heh heh. You're more clueless than I'd heard. I do believe you mean, "How do you do?" For I... am Gaspen Payne! I am the younger brother of your longstanding rival, Winston Payne!

"Phoenix Wright"

- ("Longstanding rival"...? When were we ever rivals, let alone "longstanding"...?)

"Judge"

- And now if the defense would begin their cross-examination-- Hm? Where has Ms. Cykes gone to?

"Athena Cykes"

-  ..................

"Phoenix Wright"

- Athena, you can come out now.

"Athena Cykes"

- Okay, Mr. Wright! Let's get to work!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I guess you were pretty scared, huh?

"Athena Cykes"

- Wh-what? I don't know what you're talking about!

"Widget"

- She was about to bolt!

"Athena Cykes"

- Hey, put a sock in it, Widget!

"Athena Cykes"

- Your Honor, please put a stop to this! Mr. Payne is badgering the defendant!

"Judge"

- Yes, Ms. Woods does seem quite frightened. Mr. Payne, I ask that you behave more like a gentleman.

"Gaspen Payne"

- Ah, but don't you know, Your Honor? There is no more a gentle man in this world than I.

"Athena Cykes"

- Ugh, as if a gentleman, or even a "gentle man," would behave like he does! Don't let that rude ruffian win!

"Juniper Woods"

- Theeena...! *sniffle*

"Gaspen Payne"

- How dare you call a gentleman such as I a "rude ruffian"?! I'll h ave you know I attend a manners class every Saturday. I'm more than just a mere gentleman -- I'm a GENTEEL-man!

"Athena Cykes"

- Not when you're terrorizing a young lady you're not! I'd demand my money back from that manners class if I were you!

"Gaspen Payne"

- Urk...

"Phoenix Wright"

- ............... (This isn't exactly how I envisioned the second day of this trial to start... but given how things ended yesterday...) .............Good morning...

"Athena Cykes"

- ..............

"Juniper Woods"

- ................

"Phoenix Wright"

- (The mood sure is tense... Not that that's any surprise.)

"Juniper Woods"

- ..................

"Athena Cykes"

- ........... Oh, hey, did you read the paper this morning, Boss?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Huh? The paper? That came out of left field.

"Athena Cykes"

- You didn't read it? Then you don't know the big news! Somebody spotted an abominable snowman waaaaaaaay up in the mountains!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Tell me you know the difference between a paper and a tabloid, Athena!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Apollo doesn't remember a thing, does he?

"Athena Cykes"

- Yeah... he can't recall anything from the time right before he was assaulted. Nothing about what he was doing in Courtroom No. 4, or who assaulted him. The doctor said it's probably due to that hit he took on the head.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Assaulted in a court of law and losing your memory at that... I know how that feels...)

"Judge"

- So Mr. Justice stayed by your side while you were feeling unwell...? What an admirable young man! I thought his loud voice was his only outstanding feature...

"Athena Cykes"

- He may look like a little imp at times, but Apollo can be really nice, too!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I hope she didn't hurt her wrist backhanding that one out...)

"Juniper Woods"

- Apollo is so strong and kind, just like the trees of the forest...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (The way she makes him sound, you'd think Apollo was some kind of ancient god... Oh, wait...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- So, he started his search with the witness stand, you say?

"Juniper Woods"

- That's right. I guess maybe he wanted to start from the furthest point in the room. He was being so brave... *cough* and strong... *cough*

"Phoenix Wright"

- But that's odd... Under the circumstances, he shouldn't have been capable of that...

"Juniper Woods"

- But he WAS! And he still IS! He might not look like it, but he really IS brave! And kind, too!

"Phoenix Wright"

- No, that's not the part I'm finding fault with. (SOMEONE has a crush on Apollo...)

"Judge"

- If Mr. Justice didn't leave this message in blood... then who did?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Huh?

"Athena Cykes"

- What?

"Juniper Woods"

- *cough*

"Gaspen Payne"

- ................. Oh!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Looks like I should've taken that train of thought through to the last station...)

"Gaspen Payne"

- Well, well. I've heard a lot about this. So this is Mr. Wright's famous bluffing technique, is it?

"Judge"

- Ah, this feeling! It brings back memories of the old days! Back when you carved out a name for yourself by bluffing your way through think and thin!

"Athena Cykes"

- Gee, Mr. Wright. The judge kind of makes you sound no better than a two-bit con man...

"Gaspen Payne"

- Hmph! Erase two lines, and they match up, you say?! Well, I can change anything into anything else simply by erasing two lines! What if we erased two lines from your name?! Would you be happy as "Mr. Wrigh"?!

"Judge"

- Well? Would you, Mr. Wrigh?

"Phoenix Wright"

- The only RIGHT spelling is "Wright"!

"Judge"

- I see. So it is your assertion that you merely moved the body, is that it?

"Ted Tonate"

- THAT IS CORRECT. I DID NOT KILL DETECTIVE ARME.

"Judge"

- Oh, well, if that's all you did, then... .................Wait a minute! That in and of itself is a criminal act!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Glad to see you finally cross that finish line, Your Honor!)

"Apollo Justice"

- So, Athena, you mentioned studying psychology.

"Athena Cykes"

- That's right! I've always wanted to bring analytical psychology into the courtroom. The power of psychology will bring a breath of fresh air to the legal system.

"Apollo Justice"

- Oh, really? So how do you plan on using it to defend our client?

"Athena Cykes"

- ...Um, well, for example, I can try to listen in on a witness's [sic] inner voice... and then analyze their psychological state with the help of my trusty partner Widget!

"Apollo Justice"

- Widget...?

"Athena Cykes"

- This device around my neck here! Say hi, Widget!

"Widget"

- Hi, Widget!

"Apollo Justice"

- IT TALKS?!

"Athena Cykes"

- Whoa, you need a volume knob! Anyway, the little guy will sometimes say what I'm feeling.

"Widget"

- Awk-ward...

"Athena Cykes"

- Yep! That's your attorney's badge, all right! It's dull, grimy look makes me think of all the courtroom battles you've faced so far! I hope mine will look like that someday! Look out legal world, Athena Cykes is psyched and ready to go!

"Apollo Justice"

- ...................... (Actually, I just haven't polished it lately. Maybe I should keep that to myself. No need to deflate her dreams about "work" just yet.)

"Apollo Justice"

- You okay, Athena? You've been really antsy since you got here.

"Athena Cykes"

- I-I'm just excited. This is my first real court case after all.

"Apollo Justice"

- (Yeaaah... A real ball of excitement, she is... I know just what she needs.) ATHENA!!!

"Athena Cykes"

- Eek! Didn't you ever learn about indoor and outdoor voices?

"Apollo Justice"

- I'm just trying to show you the best way to relieve your pre-trial jitters.

"Athena Cykes"

- By scaring the daylights out of me?

"Apollo Justice"

- No, I find that shouting "I'm fine!" in a loud voice really relieves stress. It's part of my "Chords of Steel" workout, and a must before every trial.

"Athena Cykes"

- Y-You want me to shout? Here?

"Apollo Justice"

- That's right. Here, I'll go first, then you try. I'm Apollo Justice and I'm fine!!!!

"Athena Cykes"

- All right, um... I-I'm Athena Cykes...and I'm fine! .............Hmm... I think that actually worked!

"Apollo Justice"

- I thought that might help. Always works for me. An old friend of mine from junior high and I say it all the time.

"Athena Cykes"

- I see... A proven remedy to calm the soul. I like it! Hey, how about we finish off with... A race around the courthouse!

"Apollo Justice"

- The point is to relieve stress, not get totally exhausted!

"Apollo Justice"

- There really is no escaping here through the air duct. And here we went through all the trouble of bringing a ladder to check it out.

"Athena Cykes"

- That's not a ladder, Apollo. It's a stepladder.

"Apollo Justice"

- What's the difference? They both have the word ladder in them.

"Athena Cykes"

- What's the difference...? ........................... Oh, I know! Let's play rock, paper, scissors to decide who's right!

"Apollo Justice"

- You're way too competitive. And it's not even related to the original issue, either!

"Athena Cykes"

- Oh, speaking of the mock trial, do either of you know what it's about?

"Aristotle Means"

- Oh, but I thought we had sent a pamphlet to your office.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Right, the pamphlet... Whatever happened to that?

"Athena Cykes"

- You won't be seeing it again. Trucy used it for the old rip-it-up-and-restore-it trick. ...Unfortunately, it didn't work as advertised.

"Aristotle Means"

- From what I've heard, our esteemed Mr. Wright here is scheduled to hold a training seminar tomorrow, in addition to today's lecture.

"Athena Cykes"

- A training seminar? For lawyers? What exactly does that involve?

"Aristotle Means"

- Why, it involves the very skills that make a lawyer, a lawyer! The arm angle when shouting "Objection!" The proper way to strike the podium... How to project one's voice... And most importantly, how to bluff your way to victory!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Huh? Um, who exactly do you want me to teach stuff like that to again?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Oh, a shiny new attorney's badge. Brings back memories...

"Athena Cykes"

- I've heard that countless people live in dread of your pointer finger. Were you really that scary back then, Mr. Wright?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ah ha ha. Strike one. I've always been just as you see me here.

"Athena Cykes"

- A harmless sheep in wolf's clothing?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Strike two.

"Athena Cykes"

- Do you have an old picture of yourself? Wait, never mind! I'm not sure I want to see it!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Strike three, you're out.

"Athena Cykes"

- I think that's all we're going to find out from the body for now.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Nice work, Athena. Your face only turned five shades of pale. I was expecting fifty. We should probably take a picture of the crime scene, just in case.

"Athena Cykes"

- Okay, I'm on it! Say cheese! *snap*

"Phoenix Wright"

- Cheese? And I thought I was the one with the twisted sense of humor.

"Athena Cykes"

- You two seem to know each other. Is someone going to introduce me?

"Klavier Gavin"

- Why, I do believe we have a fresh face here. Greetings, Fraulein. I am Klavier Gavin. Some know me as a prosecutor, but I'm most famous for my former rock band. We were quite popular you know, but regrettably, the band went kaput. Perhaps you've heard of us? The Gavinners? I was the lead vocalist.

"Athena Cykes"

- Never heard of your band. Then again, I was out of the country till only recently. But... can I get your autograph?

"Apollo Justice"

- You just met him like three seconds ago and you want his autograph?

"Klavier Gavin"

- May I ask why you people present your attorney's badges like that? It seems like Herr Forehead and Mr. Wright always want to show theirs off, too.

"Athena Cykes"

- Well, let me ask you, Prosecutor Gavin. Why do you play air guitar?

"Klavier Gavin"

- Ah!

"Athena Cykes"

- It would seem the answer we seek can be found in much the same place.

"Apollo Justice"

- I never gave it that much thought, actually. I always just whip it out.

"Klavier Gavin"

- Achtung, baby! It's no holds barred! Let's rock!

"Apollo Justice"

- Aw, can't we take it easy today?

"Athena Cykes"

- It may just be a mock of a mock, but there's only one way to compete! You play to win! So remember, each time I catch you slacking off, I'm holding you in contempt of court!

"Apollo Justice"

- Great... A judge that voices her own objections AND abuses her judicial powers.

"Klavier Gavin"

- Our case is set in a school very much like this one. The victim -- a professor, female. The defendant -- an Archery Club member, also female.

"Athena Cykes"

- Oh me, oh my... I'm innocent! Innocent I tell you!

"Klavier Gavin"

- That's some seriously bad acting, Fraulein.

<option< "Apollo Justice"

- Before the crime occurred, the defendant was to meet with the victim in the quad.

"Athena Cykes"

- Um, ahem... Let's see here... "When I arrived at our meeting place, I found the professor with an arrow in her stomach! But... it wasn't me! I didn't kill her!"

"Apollo Justice"

- You don't have to ham it up like that, Athena.

"Klavier Gavin"

- It's called getting into character, Herr Forehead. Don't be such a wet blanket.

"Apollo Justice"

- "A frail coed used her bare hands to stab her professor with an arrow? I don't think so. At the time of the murder, a male student was seen holding a bow in the Archery Club room, which has a clear view of the quad. He shot the arrow into the victim before my client even got there!

"Klavier Gavin"

- Nein nein, Herr Forehead. That feigned swagger does not suit you in the least.

"Athena Cykes"

- Order! Order! ORDER!!! Especially you, Mr. Justice!

"Apollo Justice"

- Me?! But I was just trying to get into it like Mr. Euro Rocker said.

"Apollo Justice"

- Oh, nice. Your attorney's badge! That's the first thing you want to present when you meet someone new. I heard that's what all the lawyers do.

"Athena Cykes"

- You heard that? From whom?

"Apollo Justice"

- Who else, Mr. Wright. Just remember, your badge comes first! See, Athena! Check it out! This is my attorney's badge!

"Athena Cykes"

- ((Ooh! That's so intense! I want to present mine like that, too!)

"Athena Cykes"

- Who put this stupid box here? Wait............... Eek! A-A-Apollo! This box, there's...!

"Apollo Justice"

- Wh-What now?

"Athena Cykes"

- Th-Th-There's! There's someone or... *gulp* something inside!

"Apollo Justice"

- Don't let it be a SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

"Judge"

- Will the witness please state his name and occupation.

"Robin Newman"

- IIIIIIIIIIII'M ROBIIIIIIIIN NEWMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! I want to become a great artist! I practice day and night!!! YEAAAAAAH!  NOOOOOO! That's not it! Art's gotta be sincere, maaaaaan!!!

"Judge"

- So, for occupation, should we put down ...budding artist?

"Robin Newman"

- NOOOOOO!  Themis Legal Academy! Senior! PROSECUTOR COOOUUURSE! This brace is proof of my masculinity! I've been training to be a prosecutor for 18 years!

"Judge"

-  *ahem* I assume you will be cleaning up the pottery you smashed before you leave today.

"Robin Newman"

- ...........Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! AWW, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

"Apollo Justice"

- You okay, Athena? You're turning kind of pale.

"Athena Cykes"

- ...I can't just stand around here! I'm going to finish the investigation!

"Trucy Wright"

- Can't it wait? I just took a batch of freshly baked cookies out of my magic panties!

"Athena Cykes"

- Thanks, but I'd better get going! Save me one for when I get back.

"Robin Newman"

- Aww, maaaaaan... That's my blood, sweat, and tears in a pile of rubble right there!

"Athena Cykes"

- Why not make the statues again? I'm sure the two of them would be delighted.

"Robin Newman"

- Yeah! I could totally do that! And this time... I'm gonna make them even more realistic by making full body molds of my models!!!

"Athena Cykes"

- Full body molds? Um... are you sure that's safe? How about plain old measurements?

"Robin Newman"

- Oh, Athena. Measurements are for wimps! Full on YOLO is what art's all about! I'm gonna drop both of 'em in a big pool of plaster! YEAAAAAAH!

"Athena Cykes"

- I know I should stop you, but some part of me really wants to see how this plays out.

"Athena Cykes"

- Have there been any problems now that everyone here knows you're a girl?

"Robin Newman"

- Heh heh, no worries there! I discussed the matter with Prof. Courte some time ago. I told her I wanted to let everyone know I was really a girl. And just today I found out that she spoke with the school administration on my behalf.

"Apollo Justice"

- Wow, they must really like you...

"Robin Newman"

- I know, right? But now I can finally be myself here at school! I don't have to hide the fact that I love girly clothes! That's why, Athena, I simply must have [Stage Costume] and... [Glowing Costume Photo] by any means possible!

"Athena Cykes"

- What? B-But this is evidence we need for the trial. ...Sorry, but no can do!

"Robin Newman"

- Aww, don't be a party pooper, Athena. Come on, please? Pretty please?

"Athena Cykes"

- Oh, darn it...

"Judge"

- Now then, let's pretend that never happened and move on to my verdict--

"Hugh O'Conner"

- You people don't believe me?!

"Athena Cykes"

- It's not a matter of not believing you. It's more along the lines of questioning your sanity.

"Apollo Justice"

- Yeah, the funny farm just called. They want their "genius" back.

"Athena Cykes"

- Enough already, Mr. O'Conner. Ms. Woods would never want you to protect her this way. She values the friendship between the three of you more than anything!

"Hugh O'Conner"

- That's where you're wrong. She doesn't feel anything for me now. Heh. But what does it matter anymore? I might as well tell you everything. This is, no doubt, news to you, but I am not and never was a genius.

"Athena Cykes"

- Sorry, but I already knew.

"Apollo Justice"

- Me too.

"Judge"

- And don't forget about me! ...Though, in all fairness, it was pretty obvious.

"Aristotle Means"

- Eyes and ears up here, everyone! Homeroom is now in session! We will begin with roll call! ...Athena Cykes!

"Athena Cykes"

- Huh? ...Oh, uh, here?

"Aristotle Means"

- Apollo Justice!

"Apollo Justice"

- I'm fine! Er, I mean, here!

"Aristotle Means"

- Fool! The proper response is "here" without any extraneous information! 

"Apollo Justice"

- Ouch! I mean... Here!

"Aristotle Means"

- Next, Your Honor!

"Judge"

- Here!

"Aristotle Means"

- See, class? That's the proper way to answer! ...Simon Blackquill!

"Simon Blackquill"

- .........

"Aristotle Means"

- I said, Si-mon Black-quill! Are you here or not?!

"Simon Blackquill"

- .........

"Apollo Justice"

- There's always one, isn't there?

"Aristotle Means"

- ...Simon Blackquill!

"Simon Blackquill"

- .........

"Aristotle Means"

- I said, Si-mon Black-quill! Are you here or not?!

"Simon Blackquill"

- .........

"Apollo Justice"

- There's always one, isn't there?

"Simon Blackquill"

- Get out? Very well, if that is your wish. Who am I to defy my homeroom teacher?

"Judge"

- I-Is that such a good idea? Prosecutor Blackquill IS free of his shackles...

"Simon Blackquill"

-  Uuuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"Bobby Fulbright"

- Ha ha ha! It just so happens I was a member of my high school's Disciplinarian Committee. But is that really so shocking?

"Simon Blackquill"

- Hmph. Constabulary lapdog to teacher's pet. What a malleable mutt you are, Fool Bright.

"Athena Cykes"

- Prof. Means, can you really prove you had already gone home by that time?!

"Aristotle Means"

- Can you prove I was still at school?!

"Athena Cykes"

- ........ No... No, I can't.

"Aristotle Means"

- Heh heh heh! So you admit it! Well, you just earned extra credit for your honesty! But you have also earned yourself lavatory cleaning duties until you graduate!

"Athena Cykes"

- Eeeeeeeeeeuw! (I do enough of that at the office!)

"Athena Cykes"

- Most of the other statue? What exactly does that mean?

"Aristotle Means"

- Robin created the basic outline of Mr. Wright's statue before the last bell rang. I, in turn, completed the rest of it

"Athena Cykes"

- I see. In academics, as well as art, learning the basics is incredibly important. In short, you skipped the most important part of statue making, didn't you?

"Aristotle Means"

- Why you insolent little--! It is the practical applications built upon the basics that take so much time! Professors such as I mastered the basics a long, long time ago!

"Simon Blackquill"

- ...Hmph. Unlike Miss Fancy Pants here, who lacks all lawyerly fundamentals.

"Athena Cykes"

- Oh, quiet you...

"Judge"

- Why, it looks like there's some other piece of fabric on top of the school banner!

"Athena Cykes"

- It's the Gavinners banner that had been specially made for the school concert. Since it's on top of the school banner, the blood would have hit it first. It could have easily absorbed most of the blood, like a dishcloth... and only a small amount would've soaked through to the school banner below. So, it makes total sense for the school banner to only have a little blood on it!

"Aristotle Means"

- ...Argh! Hrrrgh!

"Judge"

- So, that banner absorbed the blood like a dishcloth! Yes, that would explain it!

"Apollo Justice"

- The Gavinners banner was like a dishcloth...? Surely it was at least towel quality...

"Athena Cykes"

- (How should I arrange myself to match the shape I want, given her hands were tied?)

"Athena Cykes"

- Tie both of my hands in an "Objection!" pose!

"Apollo Justice"

- You sure? What about the spiky hair on the back of the head?

"Athena Cykes"

- Ooh, I know! The boss is right there! Go pull some out and you can glue it on!

"Apollo Justice"

- Okay, I'm on it!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ouch! Ouch!!! What do you think you're doing, Apollo!!!

"Apollo Justice"

- S-Sorry, Athena, I... I couldn't do it!

"Athena Cykes"

- Tsk, don't be such a wimp!

"Judge"

- Aww... How unfortunate. And I was so looking forward to seeing where that was headed.

"Athena Cykes"

- It's all Apollo's fault! (Guess I'd better think of something else.)

"Athena Cykes"

- Oh, right! There was an arrow sticking out of her side! Okay, Apollo, take that and plunge it into my side!

"Apollo Justice"

- Wh-What are you crazy?!

"Athena Cykes"

- Fine, then go get some duct tape! Rapido, schnell!

"Apollo Justice"

- All right, all right! I don't need to know other languages to know "bossy" when I hear it.

"Athena Cykes"

- Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well?! Am I not the spitting image of the legendary Phoenix Wright?! The man who will bring us out of these dark ages and into an era of brilliant golden light!

"Simon Blackquill"

- Golden Light? All I see before me........ is the pink specter of a man!

"Athena Cykes"

- Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's just because Mr. Wright likes his statue! He's positively tickled pink! Get it, Apollo? He's tickled pink!

"Apollo Justice"

- Blah, that joke deserves a pink slip.

"Juniper Woods"

- Thank you, Thena! I really mean it!

"Athena Cykes"

- Ha ha ha ha ha! It was nothing, really! I can take the biggest tangled mess of a case and unravel it just like that!

"Apollo Justice"

- I dunno... You looked pretty wound up there at the end -- literally and figuratively!

"Athena Cykes"

- You look pretty hungry for a knuckle sandwich, buster!

"Juniper Woods"

- Listen, Hugh. You, too, Robin, Maryam.

"Myriam Scuttlebutt"

- M-Me, too?

"Athena Cykes"

- (Myriam's got this tactical espionage action stuff down to a science.)

"Apollo Justice"

- Best friends forever, huh... No matter what anyone says, nothing beats true friendship.

"Athena Cykes"

- You bet! And what about your BFF, Apollo?

"Apollo Justice"

- Aren't you a bit old to be using that word? But yeah, he's the best friend a guy could have. Which reminds me, we're supposed to meet up and gossip about the new girl in the office.

"Athena Cykes"

- Hey! No talking about me behind my back!

"Apollo Justice"

- Is this... a lotus root?

"Juniper Woods"

- That's right. My grandma says lotus root is good for your eyes. She even says that if you look through the holes, it can help you see into the future! It's for good luck! Maybe later, you can cook it and--

"Apollo Justice"

- Thanks for this! I'm gonna have some right now!

"Juniper Woods"

- Oh my!

"Apollo Justice"

- ............Mmm. *crunch* Kinda tough, though.

"Juniper Woods"

- Hee hee! You can't eat it raw! But... thank you for the enthusiastic try.

"Apollo Justice"

- (Oops! If she didn't think me weird before, she will now! I've gotta calm down!)

"Athena Cykes"

- Apollo! I'm sorry I'm late!

"Juniper Woods"

- Hi Thena!

"Athena Cykes"

- Junie! I didn't know you were coming today. Did you come to cheer Apollo on? Oh, I get it. You sly little thing, you! Ha ha ha!

"Juniper Woods"

- Th-Thena! Stop!

"Solomon Starbuck"

- Umm... Mind if I take this suit off? It's getting really heavy...

"Simon Blackquiil"

- SILENCE!

"Simon Blackquill"

- It's not the weight of the suit that you feel, but of your sins. Prepare to carry that weight for the rest of your life...

"Solomon Starbuck"

- ...........Banish me to the moon... I don't care anymore...

"Athena Cykes"

- Wow... That was super-negative... is he going to be all right up there?

"Apoollo Justice"

- H-He'll be fine! I think... (As long as he doesn't totally give up and say that he did it, that is.)

"Solomon Starbuck"

- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! You've ignited the booster rockets of my soooouuuul! I'm on fiiiiiiiiire! I am Solomon Starbuck, astronaut! A cosmic hero chosen by the universe itself! This is no time to be whimpering and crying! I can't let you and clay down!

"Simon Blackquill"

- Balderdash.

"Solomon Starbuck"

- The sun... The moon... all of space is calling me! Solomon "Sol" Starbuck! Ready for launch! Begin the countdown! Five!

"Apollo Justice"

- Four!

"Athena Cykes"

- Three!

"Judge"

- Two!

"Solomon Starbuck"
 * gavel pound*

- LIFT OFF!

"Yuri Cosmos"

- Urgn! Curse the wretch who sullied my good name! Reverse course and full speed away!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Director Cosmos! Wait!

"Trucy Wright"

- I'll handle this, Daddy! Take that! 

"Yuri Cosmos"

- Gaaaaagh! The mobility system has been compromised!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Trucy's knife throw was a direct hit to one of his tires!)

"Trucy Wright"

- And the streak continues!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Maybe I should've kept a closer watch on what tricks she's been practicing...)

"Yuri Cosmos"

- My dear, old battleship! We fought many a skirmish together! It has been an honor...

"Miles Edgeworth"

- It must be nice to finally have your attorney's badge back.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Yeah. It's been eight years. I'm sorry for all I put you through.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- No... I'm sorry I wasn't able to help you.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Nah. I was the one that made the decision.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- But now you can stand in court once again. And you can mow them down just like you used to.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (W-Way to put pressure on a guy. And since when did I get such a brutal reputation?)

"Maya Fey"

- (written) I read somewhere that you were holding a trial in the middle of an exploding courtroom? That must've really been something, although weird is par for the course with you.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I think she, or whatever paper she's reading is a little off on the details...)

Later... "Pearl Fey"

- I apologize for barging in. The door was unlocked... But I can't believe there was a big explosion here! Your office doesn't look any different.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (She's even further off on the details than Maya.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Hey, look at this row of rolling cases. I bet the wheels make it easier for people to move heavy research materials around.

"Pearl Fey"

- I bet they'd be fun to ride around in. We could even probably both fit into the biggest one! I know! We could have Prosecutor Edgeworth push us!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I don't trust him not to push us down a flight of stairs...

"Phoenix Wright"

- I disagree. This tool kit contained a knife.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- And what proof do you have of that?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Don't tell me your eye for art is failing you, too, Mr. Edgeworth.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- You are the last person in the world who should be criticizing my aesthetic sense!

"Judge"

- Now, now, he is simply watching out for your ocular health. Please proceed, Mr. Wright.

(Later) "Phoenix Wright"

- If we rearrange the tools into a specific pattern... we might be able to tell which part of the overall design is missing.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Hmph. Is that the theory your pitiful sense of aesthetics helped you come up with?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Edgeworth... Just let it go, man.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Hmph. Do you really expect us to swallow that, Mr. Wright? According to the robot's statements, there was no third person there. Did you really think I wouldn't see through your ludicrous grab for time?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- After all we've been through, Mr. Edgeworth, I'm disappointed. Don't you know by now that this smile of mine means I have absolute confidence?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Hah! You make that pose all the time, regardless of the facts!

"Phoenix Wright"

- In other words, the culprit's real escape route was... ...the area outside the Space Center!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- You're

"Apollo Justice"

- Freakin'

"Judge"

- INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

"Apollo Justice"

- ..............

"Athena Cykes"

- A-Apollo...!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Ugh... Well, this is awkward...

"Apollo Justice"

- Athena, can you do me a favor?

"Athena Cykes"

- Huh? What is it?

"Apollo Justice"

- Could you........... punch me, please?

"Athena Cykes"

- Wh-What?! Why should I do that?!

"Apollo Justice"

- Because I should have believed in you! I let the seed of doubt inside me get the best of me. I'm really sorry that I didn't trust--  OUCH!

"Athena Cykes"

- Don't be such a dope! I was really touched by what you did!

"Apollo Justice"

- ................Huh? Now what are YOU talking about?

"Athena Cykes"

- You took the time and effort to genuinely think about what I am and what I'm made of... After all that, how could I punch a true friend like you, Apollo?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (You didn't have any trouble slapping him a second ago...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- But a [[Orla Shipley|singing orca], huh? It must've been tough to train her to do that.|undefined

"Sasha Buckler"

- That's Orla's best trick. She can only sing one song though.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Well, she's still got one up on a pianist who can't even play one song...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- What made you think Orla was summoning you?

"Sasha Buckler"

- Orla knows the sound of her cries doesn't carry far enough. So sometimes she summons people by making a loud noise. Heh heh. That Orla is smarter than the average whale, I tell you!

"Simon Blackquill"

- Hmph. Taka would not be bested in a battle of wits.

"Athena Cykes"

- Wait a minute! Widget is the smartest one of all!

"Widget"

- Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the smartest one of all? Widget!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Am I expected to enter Trucy into this "my kid is better than yours"-apalooza...?)

"Athena Cykes"

- Hey, I know one thing we have to do! We have to celebrate! With a bowl of piping-hot noodles!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Huh?

"Apollo Justice"

- Nothing like a bowl of Eldoon's Noodles after a trial, all on Mr. Wright's tab. That's how it works at the Wright Anything Agency, right, Mr. Wright?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Huh? Huh?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Hmph. As a boss, it's your duty to express gratitude to your people for their great work.

"Simon Blackquill"

- In that case, allow me to join in the festivities. I would greatly welcome a bowl of noodles.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Huh? Huh? Huh?

"Trucy Wright"

- I have an idea, Daddy. Why don't you just invite everybody involved in the case? The more the merrier, right?

"Pearl Fey"

- Oh, Mr. Nick! Look how far you've come! Who knew you'd grow up to be such a generous gentleman?

"Phoenix Wright"

- .......................Um, guys? Under these circumstances... there's only one thing I can say.

"Apollo Justice"

- Only if I get to join in!

"Athena Cykes"

- Hey, no fair! I want to say it too!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Okay, here we go...!

&mdash; Turnabout for Tomorrow

"Sasha Buckler"

- I need Phoenix Wright to save my friend!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Wh-Who in the world is this?!) Um... are you a client...?

"Athena Cykes"

- Wait... That costume... It looks just like... I've got it! You must work at Shipshape Aquarium!

"Sasha Buckler"

- That's right! You min-now it! I'm Sasha Buckler! I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!

"Phoenix Wright"

- ("Minnow"? "Blowfish"? Those puns floundered a bit...)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Besides... now that Prosecutor Blackquill has been cleared of all charges... a great deal of the mistrust towards the court system has been swept away.

"Phoenix Wright"

- You know, you could've said that with a bigger smile, Edgeworth. It won't kill you. Insteam, the furrows on that brow of yours just keep getting deeper and deeper.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- So I should smile more, huh? ...........I'll think about it.

"Aura Blackquill"

- All these years, hating Athena was the only thing that's kept me going... But what do I do now? Can anybody tell me? How am I supposed to go on?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Ms. Blackquill...)

"Simon Blackquill"

- Hmph. How unlike you, Aura. Metis was deeply passionate about her work, and she chose you as her partner. Isn't that--

"Aura Blackquill"

- Shut up, Simon! You know exactly how I felt about her! Her respect as a co-worker wasn't all that I wanted!

"Judge"

- Hmm... then what did you want from her?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (...Did you really just go there, Your Honor?)

"Sasha Buckler"

- But my friend is so sweet and gentle as a whale shark! She wouldn't hurt a guppy! I know there's no way she murdered anyone, but they won't believe me! But with a name like "Wright," I figured you'd be able to help me set them straight!

"Apollo Justice"

- Wait a minute... Don't tell me she picked you all because of a bad pun...

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ouch. I see my reputation doesn't precede me...

"Athena Cykes"

- Vamos a hacer esto! Let's check out the scene!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I'm glad to see your enthusiasm, but if you run like that, you're going to fall.

"Athena Cykes"

- Aaaaaaaaaaah!

"Phoenix Wright"

- ...Too late.

"Marlon Rimes"

- Hey, I have an idea! If you run into Rifle again, would ya mind feedin' her for me? She didn't come back to the pool at feedin' time like usual, so I've been lookin' for her. She loves the smell of fish, so she might come over to you if you have some.

"Athena Cykes"

- Ooh, I would LOVE to feed a penguin! That'd be okay, right, Boss?

"Phoenix Wright"

- I don't mind, as long as YOU carry the fish.

"Athena Cykes"

- P-U! It smells so... fishy!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Really? What a shocker...)

"Athena Cykes"

- Well, if Rifle's walkie-talkie is here, then Rifle might still be here, too! Rifle! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

"Ora Shipley"

- *SPLASH*

"Athena Cykes"

- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

"Ora Shipley"

- Fweet?

"Sasha Buckler"

- Are you okay? You have to be careful around pools, or you might slip right in!

"Athena Cykes"

- I'm more afraid of my heart jumping right out!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Hey, who's that riding on Orla? Isn't that Rifle?

"Athena Cykes"

- Hey, you're right! C'mere, Rifle!

"Rifle"

- ............ *kree*

"Athena Cykes"

- Argh! She ignored me again! Why doesn't that penguin like me?! Graaaaaaagh!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Now you've scared Rifle away with all that yelling...

"Athena Cykes"

- Grrrrr! Why can't I get Rifle to like me?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Maybe you should quit chasing after her with that scowl of yours...

"Pearl Fey"

- Mr. Nick! How could you speak to a lady so rudely?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Uh-oh. I got Pearls mad... again...) Why don't you try to get Rifle to take some food from you?

"Athena Cykes"

- Oh, great idea! And I have just the thing to offer her, too! (Present the fish) Rifle! I have a present for you! It's chock-filled with love! Here you go!

"Ora Shipley"

- Fwee, fweet!

"Athena Cykes"

- Hey! Orla ate my love-filled fish! At least it looks like she enjoyed it, though.

"Ora Shipley"

- Fwee, fweet!

"Athena Cykes"

- I think Orla and I just had a bonding moment!

"Pearl Fey"

- Friendship blossoming with the exchange of some food! Oh, isn't it moving, Mr. Nick?

"Phoenix Wright"

- I think "moving" might be going a bit far...

"Phoenix Wright"

- So what do you think about this case, Apollo?

"Apollo Justice"

- The murder of the owner of Shipshape Aquarium? .........Gah, I can't think with you looking at me so expectantly. I don't really have any ideas. Sorry I'm not any help.

"Athena Cykes"

- But you ARE a help! As long as you're the one playing officesitter, you're "fine"!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Hey, there's Apollo's favorite word! I think I'll say it a few times, too. I'm fine! I'm fine!

"Apollo Justice"

- Are you two making fun of me?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Who, us? Of course not. (Just yanking your chain a little.)

"Athena Cykes"

- Hey, there's a cannon in the shape of a shark! I'd love to try firing that thing! Boom!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Are these cannonballs supposed to look like fish eggs or something?

"Athena Cykes"

- Hm? But why fish eggs? Why not baby sharks? Think about how crazy it would be to have sharks go flying through the air! Watch the thrilling life-or-death struggle as the little tykes fight to stay alive out of water! I can see it now! The drama! The mayhem! The whirlwind of teeth!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (A tornado of sharks? Not even Hollywood could conjure up something that insane.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- So what does that machine you were using do?

"Herman Crab"

- It's a system of ecological data organization developed in Europe. I call it the TORPEDO! What do you think? Pretty impressive name, isn't it?

"Athena Cykes"

- "Torpedo?" As in "Man the battle stations!" and all that?

"Herman Crab"

- No, no! It's the name I gave to this data organization system. "TORPEDO." It stands for "TeleObservation Realtime PErtinent Data Organizer."

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Quite a name... I wonder if it's SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access pass-protected.)

"Herman Crab"

- Gaaah! I wish Sniper and Miss Baby Chick would both stop all the peeping and cheeping!

"Athena Cykes"

- M-Miss Baby Chick...?! How dare you-- No, wait. That actually sounds pretty cute.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Wow. HE just got away with calling a young woman a "chick" in court.)

"Judge"

- Are you implying that the orca was a witness to the crime?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- That is exactly what I'm implying!

"Simon Blackquill"

- Hmph, And...? How do you intend to prove the orca witnessed the murder...? What are you going to do, put the orca on the stand and cross-examine her?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (This is a critical point. I'd better think about it carefully...) The defense will present evidence, evidence that will prove Orla witnessed the murder!

"Judge"

- You're going to... present evidence? Knowing the defense, I thought surely you would try to cross-examine the orca... I must say I'm a little disappointed.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Gee, sorry to get your hopes up, Your Honor...

"Pearl Fey"

- Hello, everyone.

"Judge"

- That young lady... Didn't I meet her once before, a long time ago?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Yes, that's Pearl Fey, my old friend.

"Judge"

- Well, well. Didn't she grow up to be a lovely young lady! *Taka lands on his head* Aaaaagh!

"Simon Blackquill"

- I have no interest in this chit-chat. On with the cross-examination!

"Judge"

- M-Mr. Wright! This is all your fault! Why are you dwadling?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (How is this my fault?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ms. Shipley! I'm afraid "Fweet fweet fweet" is not going to get us anywhere!

"Simon Blackquill"

- ...Hmph. This is your plan of action? If you are incapable of interpreting orca speech, the entire exercise is folly!

"Athena Cykes"

- You leave the interpretation of Orla's heart to me! All right, girl? What have you got to say?! Lemme hear it!

"Ora Shipley"

- Fwe? Fwe fweet!

"Athena Cykes"

- ........ Oh, Orla! You're so cuuuuute!

"Simon Blackquill"

- ..............Wright-dono. Surely you don't intend to continue this farce...?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Could you interpret that for the court, Ms. Cykes?

"Ora Shipley"

- *whoosh*

"Athena Cykes"

- I'm getting a strong reading of happiness. Maybe she thinks she's doing a show?

"Simon Blackquill"

- I demand serious witness testimony! This is no time for fun and games! If you continue this mockery, I will subject you to forty lashes with a wet fish.

"Athena Cykes"

- Not a wet noodle? That just sounds... fishy.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Hey, speaking from experience, anything is better than forty lashes from a whip...

"Phoenix Wright"

- Your Honor! What is your opinion on the witness's statement just now?

"Judge"

- My opinion? My opinion is that there is nothing wrong with it.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Oh... This is my first trial in eight years. It looks like I made a little mistake...

"Judge"

- That is no excuse, Mr. Wright. I should give you eight years' worth of penalties!

"Norma DePlume"

- Well, if it isn't blue boy! Did you come for my book signing?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Oh, Ms. DePlume. There's a book signing?

"Norma DePlume"

- Yes, my new book is just out. It's called "Shipshape Aquarium: Don't Pull the Plug." The book signing will be held here in this room. AFter all, the vet owes me a favor.

"Herman Crab"

- Yes, she got them to approve the use of the TORPEDO. I'm grateful... but why does she keep coming to my lab to bother me every single day?!

"Norma Deplume"

- My n ext work will be entitled "Sniper: The Penguin Leaves the Next.

"Rifle"

-  Kree! Kree!

"Herman Crab"

- Gaaaaaah! Stop this cacophony! Why am I surrounded by carping females?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Gee, Dr. Crab gets all the ladies... I guess I'll leave him to it...)

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