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"Miles Edgeworth"

- There is a flat-panel, a VCR, and a row of Steel Samurai videos on this table. There might be a clue among these... I had better check the titles of these videos. My my, the things I put myself through for the sake of the investigation.

"Franziska von Karma"

- A foolish choice by a foolish fool who wishes to feel the foolish sadness of a sad fool.

"Judge"

- Now, now, let's all be one happy family...OK...?

"Franziska von Karma"

- Ignorance is to be whipped.

"Phoenix Wright"

- You're lying, dammit! And I can prove it!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Right now, I can't believe any of this! I'm not even sure if this day hasn't been some kind of Kafkaesque dream...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Alright! With this, the rest of the trial should be in the b--)  (...blast radius of disaster.)

"Maya Fey"

- Maybe you should leave the courtroom drama for video games and rethink that one...

"Judge"

- Are you claiming Regina Berry killed someone with a small bottle of pepper!?

"Judge"

- Order! Order! Bailiff, I don't care who it is, smack anyone who's loud in the face! Twice if you must!

"Vera Misham"

- The door is open. The world is waiting. Thank you.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Uh oh, the judge has that dazed look again. Maybe he should get out more.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Au contraire mon frére! It does indeed have something to do with the question!

"Phoenix Wright"

- See! This is how Acro was able to kill the Ringmaster! With the force of gravity and Maximillion Galactica's ample bust!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!

"Judge"

- That... The matter of puppet marriage is not under review in this case!

"Judge"

- Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Alright! Time to take on this monkey, attorney-style!)

"Godot"

- Hey, Filly. Know your role, and shut your mouth. I can’t stand women like you.

"Phoenix Wright"

- This plant has seen me grow from a rookie, to an ace... to a has-been. I hate you, plant....Just kidding.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (What...What's come over me...? Without thinking, I just blurted out, "Objection!" ...And I yelled it at the top of my lungs, finger outstretched, ready to take on my opponent! What a rush!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (But I'm a good thunker! At least my teachers always said I was...)

"Judge"

- Mr. Quist, I would prefer if you avoided slandering innocent fiats in my court.

"Phoenix Wright"

- I must have seen that painting a thousand times, but I never really looked at it until now. I guess my head was too stuck in the trials... I never had time to stop and appreciate art. I have time now. OK. Let's appreciate. ... Actually, it's pretty lame.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Their debut single was only 2 minutes and 15 seconds long? What a rip-off!

"Valant Gramarye"

- Allakazooooooooooooomg!

"Phoenix Wright"

- The iron in this door was tempered, making it very solid. But I guess it wasn't strong enough to withstand The Phoenix!

"Godot"

- There’s no point in struggling. You’re caught in a snare. The relentless snare of the law!

"Kristoph Gavin"

- Only the cards, their backs wreathed in blue flame, know its final outcome.

"Kristoph Gavin"

- I'd only ask that you leave the defending to your defense, in the future. Otherwise... I cannot guarantee the outcome.

"Kristoph Gavin"

- Perhaps a fifth person came and took it out? Oh, and a sixth person could've helped!

"Mia Fey"

- Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

"Phoenix Wright"

- What tangled webs we weave when we practice to deceive. So tangled, we catch ourselves in the process.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- The truth is... When I was a kid... I wanted to be a wizard!

"Winston Payne"

- Love is a mysterious thing, and I object to this line of questioning! If you were to look at my wife for example, you might all be shocked!

"Judge"

- He's telling the truth. It was truly, truly shocking.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!?)

"Godot"

- Blacker then a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself.. That is coffee.

"Godot"

- You're saying that if something isn't normal, it simply isn't possible? Where does that leave the porcu-headed lawyer and the topknot chick over there... and the ungodly cool guy with the mask over here?

"Godot"

- I'm only going to say this once, Lady von Whippingberg. Go home!

"Godot"

- The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

"Godot"

- Don't let the mysteries of yesterday mystify you today... Only losers think like that.

"Godot"

- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Discrepancies such as this will sow seeds in any human heart.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I don't know what the killer's plan was... but it's a fact that the killer left the writing on the lantern. There must be a reason for it!) There's only one reason! One as obvious as Jean Armstrong in a thong on the Riviera!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (First, a girl that runs away, and now an old lady who says I stink at doing my job... When did I become the poster boy for "How Not to Make a First Impression"...?)

"Shelly de Killer"

- Oh, yes, that's right. Now that I am playing the role of the kidnapper, I can't pass up this chance to say, "And don't even think about callin' the cops!" ...Hmm, not great, but you get the idea.

"Maya Fey"

- Um, maybe I shouldn't be saying this... But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.

"Mike Meekins"

- DOWN ON YOUR HANDS!!! FLOOR ON YOUR HEAD!!!

"Mike Meekins"

- Do unto others before they do unto you!

"Franziska von Karma"

- You huffy puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering whining wuss of a witness!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood?!

"Winston Payne"

- To think I saw you enter this room a fresh attorney... and now I'll see you leave in chains.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (...What is it!? Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? Not spiky enough!?)

"Judge"

- Mr. Wright's argument was so circular, I'm still a bit dizzy!

"Manfred von Karma"

- I've heard of desperate men grasping at straws... But this is the first time I've heard of men grasping at macaws! Hah!

"Godot"

- Men that are trapped by the chains of "Maybe" ...can never reach their dreams!

"Klavier Gavin"

- I must say I'm used to being inspected by the ladies, but this is the first time I've felt this way with a man.

"Apollo Justice"

- (First trial: nervous. Meeting him: cardiac arrest.)

"Klavier Gavin"

- Achtung, baby! Today, we play it my way!

"Apollo Justice"

- (What's that... noise?)

"Daryan Crescend"

- Say "hi" for me, OK? Oh, and "screw you".

"Phoenix Wright"

- Did the doctor say anything concerning the cause of death?

"Valant Gramarye"

- Why yes... I believe he screamed, "My God! He's been shot in the head!"

"Phoenix Wright"

- The miracle never happen [sic].

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (...Gumshoe indeed! Like gum on your shoe, he's impossible to get rid of!)

"Godot"

- In my world, the color red doesn't exist.

"Judge"

- Everyone makes mistakes. Even I once wasted an entire day looking for my dentures. They were in my mouth all along!

"Winston Payne"

- ... By the way, I have never ONCE considered leaving MY wife!

"Judge"

- No one cares, Mr. Payne.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Stars never need a logical, or sane reason for anything!

"Drew Misham"

- Perhaps you've heard that you can make any color as long as you have the three primary colors? Well, it's a lie.

"Godot"

- Final judgment will be rendered by me!

"Trucy Wright"

- All sorts of things come out of my panties. Even the truth.

"Trucy Wright"

- It's like that thing they say! "Baby frogs grow up to be frogs"...? I always thought it was funny, though. Aren't baby frogs called "tadpoles"...? Maybe they thought it would be easier to understand that way for kids. How stupid!

"Judge"

- It just seems like the defense was playing with himself.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Could you please rephrase that, Your Honor? For my sake...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ms. May. What you said just now was quite... revealing.

"April May"

- Revealing? Ooooh, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Naughty Mr. Lawyer...

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!

"Dee Vasquez"

- One ook for each hour. Ook ook ook ook. Always with the ooking.

"Apollo Justice"

- (Ack! "Attorney Makes Wild Claim... Becomes Subject of Mass Ridicule"... end quote! Better come up with something quick before that story goes to print...!)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Only two pieces? I believe the proper phrase here is, "you fail."

"Apollo Justice"

- I'm a lawyer. I live for needless procedures.

"Dahlia Hawthorne"

- Yes. They're all very fond of their drugs...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I think an eight-year-old just massaged my ego.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one once. It made my head hurt. My hand slipped and I dropped it. Then my foot hurt too.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- H-How could this happen two days in a roooooooooooow!?

"Diego Armando"

- A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets.

"Winston Payne"

- I can't accept this! It's like losing to my daughter!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- This blood here [on an evidence preservation bag] is from Mr. Faraday, but there are no other clues to be found. Which begs the question... do I need to put this bag inside another bag to preserve it as evidence?

"Judge"

- Silence in the courtroom! Silence, I said! Mr. New Prosecutor Recommended by Manfred von Karma Miles Edgeworth and Ms. Genius Prosecutor Successor to Manfred von Karma Franzisk...ack...!

"Franziska von Karma"

- ...You bit your tongue again, didn't you?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- The counterpart to the Babahlese butterfly is the Allehbahstian flower.

"Franziska von Karma"

- The butterfly and flower. They're both lovely things... but can we interpret this to mean that Allehbahst provides honey to Babahl?

"Phoenix Wright"

- I just don't know much about anything other than law. (Or even much about law, if you were to ask some people.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (... Forensic science has never seemed more ominous to me than at this very moment.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Nooooo! Why HER!? Why HERE!? Why NOW!?)

"Kay Faraday"

- You seem to attract all sorts of interesting people, Mr. Edgeworth. "Miles Edgeworth"

- Kay, please, I'm begging you. By all means, do not provoke her any further...

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (*sigh* I don't suppose I can afford to ignore the old bag.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I've thought long and hard this past year about what it means to be a "prosecutor". And from here on out, I will show you the answer I have come to discover!

"Phoenix Wright"

- You know what I've been thinking? People don't die that easily, really... As long as they've got something worth living for.

"Wesley Stickler"

- I have a new name, one that reflects my true academic nature... Wesley Sicko, reporting! Yes, curiosity is a sickness, and I am the cure!

"Ema Skye"

- Don't even think of going in there unless you want a piece of Snackoos in your face!

"Apollo Justice"

- (Is she ever in a good mood, I wonder?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Let's put the past behind us shall we? For these days, I am merely Phoenix Wright, piano player.

"Ray Gun"

- *rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- How does it feel to stand here before Phoenix Wright, the Forgin' Attorney himself?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ... Wh-What the Pink Princess would like to say can wait for the day after eternity!

"Tyrell Badd"

- I could've stolen this lollipop from you, that's how naive you are!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (I was moved by the performace of this man!? This completely useless, worthless bum!? I fear I may never recover from this...)

"Klavier Gavin"

- Are you... telling the truth, Apollo Justice...?

"Franziska von Karma"

- Looks like the lesson for today is that when the Steel Samurai and the Pink Princess... take off their masks, they transform into a pair of annoying troublemakers.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Heh, don't make me laugh, Kay. Only the Steel Samurai deserves such honor.)

"Wendy Oldbag"

- Edgey-poooooooo!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Nnnghhhoooooooooh!

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