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Generic quotes
"Wendy Oldbag"

- Edgey-poooooooo!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Nnnghhhoooooooooh!!!!

"Manfred von karma"

- I set my ATM card number to 0001 because i'm number one!

"Ray Gun"

- *rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*

The First Turnabout quotes
"Mia Fey"

- Let's just hope he doesn't say anything... unfortunate.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Uh oh, Larry gets excited easily... this could be bad.

"Phoenix Wright"

- The, um, defendant? That's... er... Mia Fey?

"Mia Fey"

- Wrong, Wright. Look, I have to leave. I have to go home. I'm... I'm expecting a delivery.

"Judge"

- If you wish to hang yourself, Mr. Wright, you're welcome to, but not inside my courtroom.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (LIE LIKE A DOG)

"Mia Fey"

- Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Oh, right! Wasn't she, um, poisoned by er... poison?

"Judge"

- You're asking me!?

"Larry Butz"

- Aww, Nick... Don't worry 'bout me! I'll be dead and gone soon!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Good! Wait, no! I mean... Bad! Bad bad bad!

"Mia Fey"

- Wright? I hope you see the importance of evidence now. Also, hopefully you realize, things change depending on how you look at them. People, too. We never really know if our clients are guilty or innocent. All we can do is believe in them. And in order to believe in them, you have to believe in yourself. Wright... Listen. Learn. Grow strong. Never let go of what you believe in. Never.

Turnabout Sisters quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (Why did I become a lawyer in the first place...? Because someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Wasn't it you who told me "proof is everything"? Well, I was listening. And now I'll show you the "proof" you like so much!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, Mr. Wright. In the courtroom, proof is everything. Without it, you have nothing. You ARE nothing.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Time to press and squeeze the truth out of her! Figuratively, of course.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Poor girl!? What about poor me!?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Alright! I've got nothing to lose! Except for... well, everything!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- For Maya's sake... I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean ... you know what I mean.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Fool! You fell right into my trap!

"April May"

- I like a man with a big... vocabulary.

"April May"

- What's it to you, porcupine-head!? That stupid clock doesn't matter, okay!? She did it! And she should die for it! Die!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (If I can't rip this guy's testimony apart, I'm done for. Why do I always feel like it's the end of the world and I'm the last man standing?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Both witnesses are telling the truth. (For once...)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I object! That was... objectionable!

"Redd White"

- What's wrong? Is something stuck to my face? Why yes! There's my eyes, and my nose, and my mouth.

"Redd White"

- My name is Redd White. But my friends call me Blanco Nino.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ms. May. What you said just now was quite... revealing.

"April May"

- Revealing? Ooooh, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Naughty Mr. Lawyer...

"April May"

- Hey, guess what. Actually, I, um, really hate your guts. So get lost. Because, well, I'm not cooperating.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Thanks, I noticed.)

"Bellboy"

- I knew it from the moment I saw him, sir. He and I are of the same ilk. We both carry the scent of... danger.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (There we are in total agreement, Mr. Psycho Bellboy.)

"Redd White"

- ... Mr. Wrong, was it?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Wright.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Not so fast, Phoenix Wright!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Eh? (What! No way he can worm his way out of this one! Oh wait... I forgot. It's Edgeworth.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Um... Gumtree, was it? Detective Gumtree?

"Dick Gumshoe"

- G-Gumtree...? Gum doesn't grow on trees, pal!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Um... Suedeshoes, wasn't it?

"Dick Gumshoe"

- That's me! Don't step on my blue suede shoes... Wait! That's a song, pal!

Turnabout Samurai quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- Mia's favorite potted plant. Maya has been watering it so much lately it looks a little... swollen. She's either trying to make it grow... or she's perfecting her water torture technique.

"Maya Fey"

- Um, maybe I shouldn't be saying this... But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Don'tcha think it's a little sad when you have to explain what your badge means, pal?

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Huh!? Hey! You can't just go saying "pal" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!

"Phoenix Wright"

- They always have mirrors like this in dressing rooms. I see my hair is still nice and spiky, just how I like it.

"Dee Vasquez"

- One ook for each hour. Ook ook ook ook. Always with the ooking.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (She sure is one hell of an Oldbag...)

"Wendy Oldbag"

- Really, you should try not to get so excited at your age. You might strain something.

"Judge"

- ...

"Maya Fey"

- Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean.

"Maya Fey"

- Well, I'd say this was a turn for the unexpected, but I kind of expected this...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (The windbag... speechless. This has got to be a first.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (No, this isn't a bad dream, Your Honor. Witness the power of the Oldbag...)

"Maya Fey"

- (Oh great! Stop the presses, the windbag wants to talk.

"Maya Fey"

- Umm... Nick? Will I grow up to be like her? Please say "no."

"Maya Fey"

- Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Tell me, what kind of murderer uses a "Samurai Slap"!?

"Phoenix Wright"

- An old movie poster. "'The Singing Samurai' starring Jack Hammer." What the hell do samurai sing about? Chopping off heads?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- *grumble* (I'll kill this woman, I swear it...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I feel sorry for Edgeworth, almost. She really left him hanging on this one.)

"Cody Hackins"

- But that's my card! By offering me something I already own, you're in effect eschewing the very basis of our consumer society, namely the principle of fair trade! Man, for a grown-up, you sure are dumb!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (W-what do they teach these kids in school these days!? Quantum physics!?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Hmm... maybe that was a dumb move on my part.)

"Maya Fey"

- "Maybe"? "Maybe"!? How about "absolutely," Nick!

"Maya Fey"

- That movie was the best! It's about a samurai who sings his way to fame and fortune! Mr. Hammer was a very accomplished singer, you know.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Singing samurai stars... What's next? Ninja ballet?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- The path from there to the scene of the crime was blocked! The fallen Mrs. Monkey head barred the way!

"Phoenix Wright"

- ... (It's actually "Mr. Monkey," but Edgeworth has a point... And somehow, I feel no desire to correct him.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Ah, er, Edgeworth. I'm a big fan of your work, Mr. Powers.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Liar!)

Turnabout Goodbyes quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (Apparently, E.S.P. is no aid in detecting sarcasm...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one once. It made my head hurt. My hand slipped and I dropped it. Then my foot hurt too.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Well, pal, then you got a job to do! Help out Mr. Edgeworth! Prove that badge you wear isn't just some fancy piece of metal! Prove it to me, pal! Show me you're an attorney!

"Manfred von Karma"

- I've heard of desperate men grasping at straws... But this is the first time I've heard of men grasping at macaws! Hah!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Whooooooooooooop!... I... I feel foolish.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Whoooooooooooooop! Detective Gumshooooooooooe!

"Judge"

- Hmm. Mr. Wright. You are truly the most unpredictable defense attorney I've ever known. I can tell you're grasping, yet I cannot deny the possibility of what you say.

"Polly"

- "Hello! Hello!" *squawk*

"Phoenix Wright"

- Witness! You can't just say "hello" and expect us to get anywhere! I want you to testify!

"Maya Fey"

- Nick... you know Santa!? Wow... Nick and St. Nick... Hey! I see the connection!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Don't be ridiculous!

"Maya Fey"

- Hmm. Someone should whip that Butz into shape.

"Maya Fey"

- That's right, Nick! No ten minute trial this time! We'll milk this one for all it's worth!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Hey, it was fifteen minutes! Fifteen!

"Maya Fey"

- I was just wondering, why are camping pots and pans made of aluminum?

"Phoenix Wright"

- ... They didn't talk about that in any of the law books.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- The woods are off-limits to camping, and apparently the park ranger found out. He got pretty mad. No one can go in for a while.

"Maya Fey"

- I guess Lotta's in a 'lotta' trouble...

Rise from the Ashes quotes
"Ema Skye"

- This is the kind of room that just screams "I can do the job." Quite a change from your office, really.

"Judge"

- Everyone makes mistakes. Even I once wasted an entire day looking for my dentures. They were in my mouth all along!

"Mike Meekins"

- DOWN ON YOUR HANDS!!! FLOOR ON YOUR HEAD!!!

"Mike Meekins"

- "Do unto others before they do unto you"! That's the Meekins family motto, sir!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!

"Mike Meekins"

- Sir! That is the pride and joy of the entire Criminal Affairs Department, sir! It's the Blue Badger, sir!

"Dick Gumshoe"

- If you wanna blame anyone, blame society, pal!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Just sit back, relax... and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- There is only one thing we seek: the truth. No matter how painful it may be.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I'll pass onto you what someone told me when I was just starting out. When you've run into a wall with no place to go, return to the basics.

"Jake Marshall"

- No desperado I know lets "rules" get in his way.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (No desperados I know join the police force...)

"Angel Starr"

- Prosecutors are, by nature, well-versed in the location of a man's vital organs. I'm sure it was easier than boiling an egg for my egg salad surprise set.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Y-you can't testify as to her ability to kill an egg! I mean, a person!

"Ema Skye"

- Just hearing that makes my hair stand on end!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Me too, although it doesn't make much of a difference...)

"Angel Starr"

- How many lunchboxes of sin did she pack to make that journey, I wonder!

"Ema Skye"

- She... always travels light.

"Judge"

- The victim was summoned from the Police Department to the Prosecutor's Office.. It does sound a lot like premeditation, doesn't it!?

"Ema Skye"

- So, if I order pizza, does that mean I'm planning to kill the delivery boy?

"Phoenix Wright"

- What's this? It looks like a shield of some kind... It's broken. Maybe it's made out of chocolate, and he took a bite out of it.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ladies and gentlemen, if you're going to plan a murder, you don't forget the weapon!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Just remember one thing, Mr. Wright: Every time you point your finger, someone gets hurt.

"Ema Skye"

- But he's the one pointing his finger...

"Phoenix Wright"

- No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is strive to make up for our mistakes. Why must we make up for our mistakes, you ask? Because in so doing... we can find the way back to our path. And once we've found our path, we can move on from our past mistakes toward a brighter future. At least, that's what I felt, looking at those two sisters make up.

"Phoenix Wright"

- So, sheriff! What do you have to say... in eight words or less?

"Jake Marshall"

- I only got one word for you, pardner. NOOOOOO!!!

"Jake Marshall"

- Come on, pardner. A revolver only holds five bullets.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- If you have a response... make it one word or less.

"Phoenix Wright"

- ... ARRRGHHHH!!!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Well, Your Honor? Can you answer us that!?

"Judge"

- Nnnnn... NNNNGHAAAAAAA! Noooooooooooo! Wait, I'm not the one on here!

"Judge"

- Well, people often mistake my beard... For a bib.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (A judge with a bib. That's why this place feels so much like kindergarten sometimes.)

"Judge"

- What is it, Mr. Wright!? You're grinning like a schoolgirl on prom night!

"Phoenix Wright"

- This is the message from the deceased!

"Judge"

- Right... Now then. This is a message from the judge!

"Lana Skye"

- Defense attorneys make up the most foul lies to defend their clients!

"Phoenix Wright"

- "Foul lies"...? (Imagine that, coming from my own client!)

The Lost Turnabout quotes
"Judge"

- Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time.

"Phoenix Wright"

- So, my name is "Phoenix Wright"? What a weird name.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (What... What's come over me...? Without thinking, I just blurted out, "Objection!" ...And I yelled it at the top of my lungs, finger outstretched, ready to take on my opponent! What a rush!)

"Richard Wellington"

- You're just a shallow man who can only slam on desks and point at people for fun.

"Judge"

- And what did this witness... witness?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!

Reunion, and Turnabout quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- The iron in this door was tempered, making it very solid. But I guess it wasn't strong enough to withstand The Phoenix!

 "Phoenix Wright"

- (Ack! I'm in trouble now!! If Morgan sees us like this, I'll be the next one they're channeling...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (...What is it!? Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? Not spiky enough!?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (First, a girl that runs away, and now an old lady who says I stink at doing my job... When did I become the poster boy for "How Not to Make a First Impression"...?)

"Maya Fey"

- She's a great kid, and really cute... And really great... And cute.

"Mia Fey"

- A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets, and especially when it's bad.

"Judge"

- Now, now, let's all be one happy family... OK...?

"Franziska von Karma"

- Ignorance is to be whipped.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Alright! With this, the rest of the trial should be in the b--)  (... blast radius of disaster.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Mia, not you too! With the whip... And the pain... And the owww...

"Ini Miney"

- She had, like, just gotten it. It was, like, from the U.K.

"Judge"

- Hm? The "U.K."? Was that her boyfriend's initials?

Turnabout Big Top quotes
"Max Galactica"

- Ab-so-lute-ly... FABULOUS!!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Absolutely cringe inducing.)

"Max Galactica"

- Ah ha ha ha... I'm putting my faith in you sweetie.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (He didn't just call me sweetie, did he?)

"Franziska von Karma"

- A foolish choice by a foolish fool who wishes to feel the foolish sadness of a sad fool.

"Franziska von Karma"

- I... I... I object... For objection's sake...

"Phoenix Wright"

- Right now, I can't believe any of this! I'm not even sure if this day hasn't been some kind of Kafkaesque dream...

"Phoenix Wright"

- He was too slow and awkward to catch a monkey fleeing through the snow!!! (This revelation doesn't seem to be registering too well around the courtroom...)

"Maya Fey"

- Maybe you should leave the courtroom drama for video games and rethink that one...

"Maya Fey"

- Nick! You're too young to die! NICK!!

"Maya Fey"

- I guess putting a poster of a magician in a law office is kinda strange.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (No stranger than a poster of a hunk of junk carrying around a spear!)

"Judge"

- Are you claiming Regina Berry killed someone with a small bottle of pepper!?

"Judge"

- Order! Order! Bailiff, I don't care who it is, smack anyone who's loud in the face! Twice if you must!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Uh oh, the judge has that dazed look again. Maybe he should get out more.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Au contraire mon frére! It does indeed have something to do with the question!

"Phoenix Wright"

- See! This is how Acro was able to kill the ringmaster! With the force of gravity and Maximillion Galactica's ample bust!

"Judge"

- That... The matter of puppet marriage is not under review in this case!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Alright! Time to take on this monkey, attorney-style!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (But I'm a good thunker! At least my teachers always said I was...)

"Judge"

- Mr. Quist, I would prefer if you avoided slandering innocent fiats in my court.

"Judge"

- Mr. Wright's argument was so circular, I'm still a bit dizzy!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Wonderful... Today's special must be Filet O'Phoenix!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Do you know why I, Phoenix Wright, am a great lawyer? Because I'm Wright all the time!!

"Trilo Quist"

- Let me lay it all out for you... The pay sucks... The clown sucks... And my partner has his hand up my pants.

"Moe"

- In West Clownadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent my clowin...

"Moe"

- In 1972, a crack clown unit was sent to prison by a circus court for a crime...

"Regina Berry"

- Regent's just a little kitten!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I've seen plenty of kittens... And that's no kitten.)

"Franziska von Karma"

- A pitiful clown with the unfortunate distinction of having seen the entire thing. Will Mr. Lawrence Curls please take the stand!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Why did she just call him a "pitiful" clown?)

Farewell, My Turnabout quotes
"Shelly de Killer"

- Oh, yes, that's right. Now that I am playing the role of the kidnapper, I can't pass up this chance to say, "And don't even think about callin' the cops!" ...Hmm, not great, but you get the idea.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Zoinks! It's the alien!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Words cannot describe how screwed I am...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Stars never need a logical, or sane reason for anything!

"Will Powers"

- Every time you do your lawyer thing, the witness suddenly turns into the bad guy...

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I've thought long and hard this past year about what it means to be a "prosecutor". And from here on out, I will show you the answer I have come to discover!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour".

"Phoenix Wright"

- You're lying, dammit! And I can prove it!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Are you saying that all superstars are super-spenders!? If I could receive large rolls of cash by simply bringing people things on trays... Then why on Earth would I stand around here prosecuting!?

"Phoenix Wright"

- So? A baseball has stitches! Are you saying all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches!?

"Phoenix Wright"

- So? A football is made of leather! Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they are made of leather!?

"Matt Engarde"

- Hold on a sec. I'm gonna consult myself, OK?

"Matt Engarde"

- How do you do... Mister Lawyer? I'm Matt Engarde.

"Phoenix Wright"

- I'm not done yet. To see through this witness' lies and find the truth... THAT is my job, Your Honor!

"Phoenix Wright"

- The miracle never happen [sic].

"Phoenix Wright"

- (This is to save Maya... This is to save Maya... Even if the whole world turns against me, this is one fight I can't give up on!)

"Pearl Fey"

- Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!

"Franziska von Karma"

- I... I... I am Franziska von Karma. Don't think I'm going to walk in your shadow forever... Our battle... begins now... so you had better prepare yourself, Miles Edgeworth!

"Pearl Fey"

- Mr. Engarde... Um... That's the Nickel Samurai, right...?

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Yup. I mean, no! You've got to say it with more umph! "The Nickel Samurai!"

"Pearl Fey"

- Mr. Nick! Mystic Maya and myself are your only two allies in this whole world, but it's alright!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Ouch... I don't really have a lot of friends, do I...?)

"Shelly de Killer"

- To the gentleman who spoke just now... Excuse me, but would you care to die?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- If you're going to say you would "choose death", that is of no concern to me.

"Judge"

- I could've even bragged about embarrassing Mr. Edgeworth to my grandchild had you not...

"Phoenix Wright"

- They wanted to witness the moment Juan Corrida died! Your client was going to sit on their fluffy soft sofa... Sip some coffee and pretend they were at a film festival!

"Shelly de Killer"

- That... That's... I don't think that sounds like a very enjoyable hobby...

"Shelly de Killer"

- It's not good for your health to be so aggravated. You won't live very long if you let everything bother you...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Somehow, that coming from an assassin makes it less than comforting...)

"Shelly de Killer"

- It is now the age of information and computers, correct? Well I have joined the times, and now take requests via electronic mail.

"Judge"

- Electronic mail? Do you have to mail that in a special insulated envelope?

"Judge"

- We've already removed any and all questionable areas of this testimony.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- It's about time you were removed from this court, Mr. Wright.

Turnabout Memories quotes
"Mia Fey"

- Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

"Mia Fey"

- (Ah, the lamentations of my enemy. How I've longed to hear them!)

"Winston Payne"

- Love is a mysterious thing, and I object to this line of questioning! If you were to look at my wife for example, you might all be shocked!

"Judge"

- He's telling the truth. It was truly, truly shocking.

"Winston Payne"

- A simple question. I thought I might loosen you up a bit. I am a genteel-man, if you will.

"Winston Payne"

- ... By the way, I have never ONCE considered leaving MY wife!

"Judge"

- No one cares, Mr. Payne.

"Dahlia Hawthorne"

- Yes. They're all very fond of their drugs...

"Dahlia Hawthorne"

- "Nothing left to do... When a man reaches this age, sleep is his best friend."

"Mia Fey"

- (That's supposed to be poetry? Sounds more like a mid-life crisis!)

"Mia Fey"

- (Boy... This poor kid still hasn't got a clue...)

"Winston Payne"

- I can't accept this! It's like losing to my daughter!

"Judge"

- ...It appears Mr. Payne has lost his spirit along with his hair.

"Marvin Grossberg"

- Unnngh... It feels like my hemorrhoids are doing the Harlem Shake!

"Mia Fey"

- And where were you during that stretch of time? Using the toilet?

"Phoenix Wright"

- What are you SAYING, Miss Fey!? Toilet!? My perfect little Dollie doesn't poop!

The Stolen Turnabout quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- It's not that hard to imagine him just snapping and screaming, "Please diiiiie!"

"Maya Fey"

- He would never say that!

"Luke Atmey"

- Hee hee hee ha ha ha Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ho ho ho hee hee! Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown...

"Maya Fey"

- This guy is nuttier than a fruitcake...

"Luke Atmey"

- Godot. The prosecutor whose equal cannot be found in this country, but in heaven. Godot. A legend or myth... Men pin a lifetime of hopes on the chance to simply meet him.

"Luke Atmey"

- Tomorrow's trial... Zvarri! Shall we say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime.

"Luke Atmey"

- Times may change, but people, sadly, do not...

"Maya Fey"

- Oh, I have an idea! Maybe I could sing a song? "The Master of Kurain" or "The Spirit Song" or perhaps "Maya's Theme"?

"Godot"

- Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself.. That is coffee.

"Godot"

- ...To err is human, to forgive divine. Humans aren't machines... They have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes...

"Godot"

- Men that are trapped by the chains of "Maybe" ...can never reach their dreams!

"Godot"

- The true measure of a man is in the amount of work he does. That's what I always say.

"Godot"

- The world is filled with those who have said, "I wish I had never asked that."

"Godot"

- Good boy! Just remember one thing. A boy only gets one chance in his life to become a man!

"Godot"

- The weak get washed away by the tides of fate... The strong drink it up. Ha...! It's bitter today, too... Just like my destiny.

"Godot"

- Ha...! A bet's only good when your life's the ante.

"Judge"

- It just seems like the defense was playing with himself.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Could you please rephrase that, Your Honor? For my sake...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (A muddy mudskipper in outer space has a better chance of surviving than I do.)

Recipe for Turnabout quotes
"Godot"

- There’s no point in struggling. You’re caught in a snare. The relentless snare of the law!

"Godot"

- YAre you trying to say that if something isn't normal, it isn't possible? Is that it? Where does that leave the porcu-headed lawyer and the topknot chick over there... and the ungodly cool guy with the mask over here? Well, Trite!?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Aaack! Not the hair!

"Godot"

- Don't let the mysteries of yesterday mystify you today... Only losers think like that.

"Godot"

- A single drop of milk is all it takes to destroy the pure black magic in the cup! The old man... ...is my drop of milk!

"Victor Kudo"

- Victor Kudo never makes mistakes! I dot every t and cross every i!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Congratulations. You have earned the title of Battiest Man To Grace A Courtroom.)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- I... I don't like her or anything! I... I was... Aaaargh!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Note to self: Gossip with Maya about this later!)

"Jean Armstrong"

- If I tell you, z'at woman, she will slice me up... ...and eat me w'iz la salad garnish!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Eww! I hope he doesn't mean that he'll literally be sliced up and served with garnish...)

"Godot"

- ...The bitterness... Every time I get lied to, I always down a mug of coffee. ...That's one of my rules.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Do you have the slightest idea how many cups you've had by now...?)

"Godot"

- This isn't a matter of pride. In case you din't know, Trite, here in court, we deal with people's lives!

"Furio Tigre"

- Youse de one who sey dis up, didn't you'? Youse gonna regret the day you ruffled The Tiger's fur. You' hear what I'm sayin'?

"Phoenix Wright"

- *gulp* (Maybe I should've brought a diaper with me today...)

"Maya Fey"

- "Millionaire Radio"? That sounds cool! I want to try it, Nick!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Then buy a ticket, Maya. With your own money!

"Maya Fey"

- What!? It's not the Rocko soundtrack, is it? Claw of the Tiger?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (He's looking at me like I'm some sort of evil Shogun...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (He's gotta be using some sort of infinite ammo code with that box of seeds...)

"Judge"

- A breach? Here!? Bailiff! Get my steed! We need to retreat at once!

"Judge"

- *sigh* Thank you, Mr. Kudo. You've certainly earned your kudos for today.

"Phoenix Wright"

- So the particular feature you recognize about the waitress is... her outfit!? But anyone could wear just such an uniform! Even me!

"Judge"

- Mr. Wright! Please spare the court of any further mental anguish from that image.

"Godot"

- We're talking about a guy who had 58 cents in his wallet.

"Furio Tigre"

- What!? Youse tellin' me he wasn't even gonna pay for the coffee!?

Turnabout Beginnings quotes
"Diego Armando"

- A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets.

"Diego Armando"

- The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

"Mia Fey"

- If 10 murders were to occur at that same spot above the Eagle River... ...you can bet your boots that every other killer would have tossed the body in the water!

"Judge (younger brother)"

- Why, Mr. Edgeworth... I'm not sure I like you wagging your finger at me as though I were some hoser!

"Judge (younger brother)"

- Or-Order! Order in the court! What is the meaning of all this ballyhoo...!?

"Judge (younger brother)"

- I love watching other people fight, too. In fact, I can't get enough of it! ...Actually, that's why I took this job in the first place.

"Judge (younger brother)"

- You know what they say... "To err is human, to forgive, divine." I'm inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to our witness here.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Frankly, Your Honor, after hearing a pathetic response like that... I have to question whether or not such a pathetic lawyer should even exist...

"Judge (younger brother)"

- Did you hear that Ms. Fey? I believe Mr. Edgeworth just called you a canucklehead.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.

"Mia Fey"

- (Why you...! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Now, if the attorney for the defense is finished embarrassing herself... ...I'd like to move on with the testimony. That IS alright with you, isn't it, Ms. Fey?

"Mia Fey"

- (Boy would I like to wrap this scarf around his smarmy little neck...)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- All you have to do is tell us only what you saw. Otherwise the mean lady might yell at you again.

"Mia Fey"

- (Who is he talking about!?)

Bridge to the Turnabout quotes
"Maya Fey"

- Who is she, Nick?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Hmm... I see it now... Zvarri! A fortune-teller...?

"Dick Gumshoe"

- The truth is... When I was a kid... I wanted to be a wizard!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (...Gumshoe indeed! Like gum on your shoe, he's impossible to get rid of!)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!?)

"Franziska von Karma"

- You huffy puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering whining wuss of a witness!

"Godot"

- Hey, Filly. Know your role, and shut your mouth. I can’t stand women like you.

"Godot"

- Trite... Have you ever heard this one? "Once you eliminate the impossible... ...whatever remains must be the truth." ...No matter how improbable it may seem.

"Godot"

- Pick your head up and speak clearly. There's always time for crying later.

"Maya Fey"

- Um, I am... Well... I uhh, I meant to keep that part a secret. Nngh... What have I done?

"Godot"

- Ha...! "It takes a ton of pressure to make a diamond." That's what I always say.

"Godot"

- ...Humans are afraid of the dark. And yet... At the same time, we're fascinated and bewitched by it. Maybe that's why humans drink the darkness that is coffee.

"Godot"

- If your mug is filled with black and bitter suspicions... The only way to get rid of them is to drink them down quick... ...Like this!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Umm... I know that's supposed be a metaphor, but I don't get it.

"Godot"

- I'm only going to say this once, Lady von Whippingberg. Go home!

"Godot"

- There are 253 distinct types of bitterness in coffee... But to pick out each one requires total concentration and the use of all the senses.

"Godot"

- We can't see the demons that lurk in the night... That's why humans are weak. Isn't that right, Trite?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Discrepancies such as this will sow seeds in any human heart.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- "If something glares at you, it's only polite to return the favor," is what I was taught.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Was it the evidence or the power of my glare that broke that lock...? Oh well, I don't suppose it matters either way.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- A defense attorney's job is to believe in people, and to believe until the bitter end. That's what a friend of mine told me once.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ("Can I prove it...?" That isn't the issue. To simply "prove it". That's the only option! That's what he'd do... That's the way Phoenix Wright would do this!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- He's got so much pride that he's probably off crying in a corner of the garden...

"Franziska von Karma"

- Pride is simply another trap that hinders us in our lives. That said... One must have pride to be effective on the job. At any rate, it seems that this is where we part ways, Phoenix Wright.

"Franziska von Karma"

- That look in your eyes... You remind me of Phoenix Wright when he is cornered.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- That should come as no surprise. (Because right now, I am Phoenix Wright, and I am indeed cornered...!)

"Iris"

- Last night... I felt... something... I felt that something terrible was about to happen... I... I didn't want Mr. Wright to fall into its grip.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Well he wound up falling into something much deeper and colder... I probably shouldn't say that out loud, though. Thank god for inner monologue.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ...I cannot recommend looking at the sketch. His "works of art" are a force of nature best measured on the Richter scale.

"Larry Butz"

- That's right! They'll shake your heart to pieces!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- First of all, what's this at the top of the letter? It says, "Salutation here"!

"Larry Butz"

- W-Well that's what it saidin that book, "Letter Writing for Dummies"!

"Phoenix Wright"

- There's only one reason! One as obvious as Jean Armstrong in a thong on the Riviera!

"Phoenix Wright"

- There's only one reason... And it's easier to spot than Sister Bikini in a bikini.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Nngh... Now I'm definitely up the creek without a paddle... or a lifejacket.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Nngh...! (Did the judge take smart pills during the last recess?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- You can see it right there in the sketch! ...Whooooosh!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Hey! I don't have anything to do with spirit power. The only thing I can channel is a TV.

"Godot"

- In my world, the color red doesn't exist.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (The question isn't whether I can prove it or not... The fact is, I have to prove it! That's the only choice I have. I was taught that it's one of the rules of being a lawyer!) ...I can prove it. I'm going to bring your magnificent vengeance to fruition, just as you want it.

"Phoenix Wright"

- No matter how hard you try to deceive or conceal the truth... ...you can't pull the wool over the eyes of a real defense attorney!

"Phoenix Wright"

- That stuff is really ruining the beautiful atmosphere around here. It's so inappropriate. Like Sister Bikini in a bikini! *shudder* ...I've gotta think of the kittens...

"Godot"

- Final judgment will be rendered by me!

"Godot"

- The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

"Godot"

- Ha...! You look like I did after I mistakenly took a swig of Worcestershire sauce.

"Godot"

- How many cups of darkness have I drank over the years? Even I don't know... I'll tell you though... Right now, this one here is the greatest cup I think I've ever had.

"Godot"

- Mr. Trite's words are the milk and you are the spoon, Your Honor.

"Judge"

- I-I'm a spoon!? I'm no spoony bard, I'll have you know!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I'm sorry to say this... ...but that interpretation would create an enormous contradiction!

"Judge"

- That makes sense. After all, my deductions are almost certainly never correct.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Godot is literally shaking, and somehow, I don't think it's from caffeine overdose.)

"Judge"

- ...I've seen quite a few things in my many years on the bench. And in all that time, I've finally learned this one thing. Each case is different, and takes place in its own world, if you will. In order to fully understand that world... ...first we have to immerse ourselves in it completely. And that's where... My brother and I used to differ.

"Judge (younger brother)"

- This guy must be a product of "Jean-Luc de Laduc's Guide To Obnoxious French Painting"...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (It's only natural for living creatures to fight to protect their own lives. But what makes us human is that we fight for others. But who do you fight for? How hard must you fight...? That's the true measure of what human life is worth. We defense attorneys are warriors who are constantly challenged by that question. Even when the battle is over, and the bonds that connect us are severed... We always return... Time and time again.)

Turnabout Trump quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- I-I'm fine! I got up at 5 AM to do my "Chords of Steel" voice workout! I'm fine!

"Apollo Justice"

- (Okay, so Gavin's got trial experience, fine. But does he have Chords of Steel!?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Let's put the past behind us shall we? For these days, I am merely Phoenix Wright, piano player.

"Winston Payne"

- To think I saw you enter this room a fresh attorney... and now I'll see you leave in chains.

"Winston Payne"

- The defendant, Phoenix Wright, took the victim, a customer... ...and he hit him! Wham! On the head! Smack! Killed him cold.

"Kristoph Gavin"

- Only the cards, their backs wreathed in blue flame, know its final outcome.

"Apollo Justice"

- Yes. Yes! I'm fine, sir!

"Kristoph Gavin"

- One more thing. Don't say you're fine quite so much. People might take you the wrong way.

"Kristoph Gavin"

- Excellent work, Justice. It's almost as though you figured it out by yourself.

"Apollo Justice"

- Well... I'm just glad I was the one who said it.

"Apollo Justice"

- (Oh really, Ms. Orly? I think I've caught you in your own lie this time!)

"Kristoph Gavin"

- I'd only ask that you leave the defending to your defense, in the future. Otherwise... I cannot guarantee the outcome.

"Kristoph Gavin"

- Perhaps a fifth person came and took it out? Oh, and a sixth person could've helped!

"Phoenix Wright"

- What tangled webs we weave when we practice to deceive. So tangled, we catch ourselves in the process.

Turnabout Corner quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- How does it feel to stand here before Phoenix Wright, the Forgin' Attorney himself?

"Klavier Gavin"

- I must say I'm used to being inspected by the ladies, but this is the first time I've felt this way with a man.

"Trucy Wright"

- All sorts of things come out of my panties. Even the truth.

"Trucy Wright"

- I can still remember that moment... You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted... "Objection!"

"Apollo Justice"

- ...Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it.

"Trucy Wright"

- Maybe! Let's look for clues! Clues... to a panty-snatching! Clues... like a pair of panties!

"Apollo Justice"

- ...Um, Trucy? Could you try not saying "panties" so many times?

"Apollo Justice"

- (It's actually a relief to be so thoroughly ignored.)

"Apollo Justice"

- There's a dragon painted here. It's got a fierce look on its face, as if to say, "abandon all hope, all ye who enter here." Don't worry, Mr. Dragon. Hope and I haven't been on speaking terms for a while now.

"Apollo Justice"

- This car belongs to someone at the Meraktis Clinic... and it hit Mr. Wright. Mr. Wright sprained his ankle, and the car lost a side-view mirror. This car vs. Mr. Wright... Not quite the match of the century.

"Apollo Justice"

- You mean you... Trucy! There are some things you just don't do! I... I'm pressing charges!

"Apollo Justice"

- And the forecast for the park today...Gloomy Skyes.

"Klavier Gavin"

- Ah, machines. Tell me you share my angst, Herr Forehead!

"Klavier Gavin"

- A glaring contradiction, to be sure. More glaring than your forehead.

"Apollo Justice"

- No.. Nooooooooooo!

"Apollo Justice"

- The evidence... is this!

"Judge"

- What!? Is that... women's underwear!?

"Apollo Justice"

- And we found these, too! They're Trucy's.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Thanks, Apollo. Though, I have to admit, as a father, I wonder... ...why are you still carrying my daughter's panties around in your pocket?

"Judge"

- Too many brides these days can't even weave baskets blindfolded... underwater.

"Ema Skye"

- Want a dose of experimental Hydroxyacelunodosetrase?

"Eldoon Guy"

- You take a spoon, you drink some broth... Those onions will find their way in there. For people who like 'em, why that's just fine. For people who hate 'em... ...I hate onions. Hate 'em! Always sneaking in from the side, gettin' in the way of a good tastin' spoonful. Well, that's what he was. An onion! Onion-boy, that's what I called 'im.

"Apollo Justice"

- So... you weren't exactly friends.

Turnabout Serenade quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- (Note to self: Ema lacks a sense of humor. Use caution.)

"Ema Skye"

- Don't even think of going in there unless you want a piece of Snackoos in your face!

"Apollo Justice"

- (Is she ever in a good mood, I wonder?)

"Ema Skye"

- It says... "IPXX314206"... ...Is that the killer's name?

"Judge"

- Hmm. Maybe it is... if the killer was a robot!

"Ema Skye"

- Why can't we have a normal, straightforward killing once in a while in this country!?

"Trucy Wright"

- Who's that talking...?

"Apollo Justice"

- ...Valant Gramarye! (...Using the door like an average muggle, no less.)

"Klavier Gavin"

- Achtung, baby! Today, we play it my way!

"Apollo Justice"

- (What's that... noise?)

"Judge"

- Please... Please shed some sanity on this madness! The defense has made an outrageous claim...

"Klavier Gavin"

- The only thing outrageous I see about the defense is his vast forehead...

"Klavier Gavin"

- I play new rock, not Great Balls of Fire! Speaking of fire, I have a good mind to fire whoever's responsible!

"Apollo Justice"

- (Hah hah, yes, laugh at the dumb attorney. I don't mind.)

"Apollo Justice"

- (I should have learned to play the guitar. There's not much romance in Chords of Steel.)

"Klavier Gavin"

- As much as I'm enjoying the Daryan & Forehead show, there is no need for such tempers.

"Daryan Crescend"

- Say "hi" for me, OK? Oh, and "screw you".

Turnabout Succession quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- Their debut single was only 2 minutes and 15 seconds long? What a rip-off!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Did the doctor say anything concerning the cause of death?

"Valant Gramarye"

- Why yes... I believe he screamed, "My God! He's been shot in the head!"

"Drew Misham"

- Perhaps you've heard that you can make any color as long as you have the three primary colors? Well, it's a lie.

"Apollo Justice"

- "Attorney Utterly Confused", end quote.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Do these people ever miss a chance to mock me?

"Phoenix Wright"

- This plant has seen me grow from a rookie, to an ace... to a has-been. I hate you, plant... Just kidding.

"Judge"

- Behold the power of arithmetic!

"Mike Meekins"

- Sir! I'm going to have to invoke my right to remain in a state of not talking!

"Mike Meekins"

- That night... on stage... I saw a vision. Only it wasn't a vision. It was a hat! The Amazing Mr. Hat! He exists!

"Mike Meekins"

- I remember it clearly, although the details are a little vague!

"Mike Meekins"

- Sir! You should know thay [sic] I harbor no ill feelings whatsoever in my harbor!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I must have seen that painting a thousand times, but I never really looked at it until now. I guess my head was too stuck in the trials... I never had time to stop and appreciate art. I have time now. OK. Let's appreciate. ... Actually, it's pretty lame.

"Trucy Wright"

- I'm Trucy! Trucy Wright! That's "Wright" with a "W"! Uh, but not "write" right?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I think an eight-year-old just massaged my ego.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- I just don't know much about anything other than law. (Or even much about law, if you were to ask some people.)

"Valant Gramarye"

- Allakazooooooooooooomg!

"Phoenix Wright"

- To be honest, I was pretty lost those first few days. Thinking back on it, it was a pretty dark time in my life. But Trucy... happy, smiling Trucy... she was my light.

"Vera Misham"

- ...Good morning...

"Apollo Justice"

- ...! (She... She speaks!!)

"Trucy Wright"

- It's you Apollo! See, you're making one of your flamboyant gestures!

"Apollo Justice"

- Please, I am a professional.

"Apollo Justice"

- ...Valant Gramarye! (...Using the door like an average muggle, no less.)

"Trucy Wright"

- It's like that thing they say! "Baby frogs grow up to be frogs"...? I always thought it was funny, though. Aren't baby frogs called "tadpoles"...? Maybe they thought it would be easier to understand that way for kids. How stupid!

"Apollo Justice"

- "Attorney Utterly Confused", end quote.

"Apollo Justice"

- (Does this guy have a pause button?)

"Apollo Justice"

- (Ack! "Attorney Makes Wild Claim... Becomes Subject of Mass Ridicule"... end quote! Better come up with something quick before that story goes to print...!)

"Klavier Gavin"

- Are you... telling the truth, Apollo Justice...?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Judge wisely. Judge well.

"Phoenix Wright"

- You know what I've been thinking? People don't die that easily, really... As long as they've got something worth living for.

"Vera Misham"

- The door is open. The world is waiting. Thank you.

"Wesley Stickler"

- I have a new name, one that reflects my true academic nature... Wesley Sicko, reporting! Yes, curiosity is a sickness, and I am the cure!

"Klavier Gavin"

- The law isn't absolute. It's filled with contradictions.

"Judge"

- The law is the end product of many years of history... the fruit of human knowledge! Like a gem, polished to a gleam through trials... and errors. It is this fruit we receive, and pass on, and face in our time. And it is always changing, growing. Nurturing it is our task as human beings.

Turnabout Visitor quotes
"Maggey Bryde"

- I'm just a lowly security guard, so... ... I'm not sure what I should do with that other than to guard it!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (*sigh* It's like talking to another Gumshoe)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Then that means...! Wait, what does that mean?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- It means you need to use your brain instead of mine every once in a while, Detective.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Only two pieces? I believe the proper phrase here is, "you fail."

Turnabout Airlines quotes
"Rhoda Teneiro"

- Do you pinky-swear you do, on your honor as a professional prosecutor?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I-I pink-swear I do, on my honor as a professional prosecutor.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Though I grow with each revolution of the planet around the sun...... I have the distinct impression he continues to madly spin in place.)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- I think I'll celebrate by adding a little extra salt to my instant noodles tonight!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Just how much did you cut his salary by, Franziska?)

The Kidnapped Turnabout quotes
"Miles Edgeworth"

- ...Nnnnnggghhhoooooooooooh!!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ............ Who's there!? And how dare you laugh at a gentleman's plight?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (... Forensic science has never seemed more ominous to me than at this very moment.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Nooooo! Why HER!? Why HERE!? Why NOW!?)

"Kay Faraday"

- You seem to attract all sorts of interesting people, Mr. Edgeworth. "Miles Edgeworth"

- Kay, please, I'm begging you. By all means, do not provoke her any further...

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (*sigh* I don't suppose I can afford to ignore the old bag.

"Kay Faraday"

- But it's the room where I got to see your awesome "Nnnghhhoooh!!" face!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)

"Lauren Paups"

- He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not... Aww, that's the 12th one!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- This is the final point on this long chain of logic; the last remaining contradiction.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Agent Lang, the entirety of my complete logic is my final, decisive piece of evidence.

Turnabout Reminiscence quotes
"Miles Edgeworth"

- This blood here [on an evidence preservation bag] is from Mr. Faraday, but there are no other clues to be found. Which begs the question... do I need to put this bag inside another bag to preserve it as evidence?

"Judge"

- Silence in the courtroom! Silence, I said! Mr. New Prosecutor Recommended by Manfred von Karma Miles Edgeworth and Ms. Genius Prosecutor Successor to Manfred von Karma Franzisk...ack...!

"Franziska von Karma"

- ...You bit your tongue again, didn't you?

"Judge"

- And don't you know it's rude to shout "Objection!" while someone is giving testimony?

"Tyrell Badd"

- I could've stolen this lollipop from you, that's how naive you are!

Turnabout Ablaze quotes
"Miles Edgeworth"

- There is a flat-panel, a VCR, and a row of Steel Samurai videos on this table. There might be a clue among these... I had better check the titles of these videos. My my, the things I put myself through for the sake of the investigation.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- H-How could this happen two days in a roooooooooooow!?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- The counterpart to the Babahlese butterfly is the Allebahstian flower.

"Franziska von Karma"

- The butterfly and flower. They're both lovely things... but can we interpret this to mean that Allehbahst provides honey to Babahl?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ... Wh-What the Pink Princess would like to say can wait for the day after eternity!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (I was moved by the performance of this man!? This completely useless, worthless bum!? I fear I may never recover from this...)

"Franziska von Karma"

- Looks like the lesson for today is that when the Steel Samurai and the Pink Princess... take off their masks, they transform into a pair of annoying troublemakers.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Heh, don't make me laugh, Kay. Only the Steel Samurai deserves such honor.)

"Franziska von Karma"

- ...Hmph. This is coming from a man who loves shows featuring costumed actors.

"Shi-Long Lang"

- Lang Zi says:......... Just go already!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Because this is no game. This is war!

Turnabout Countdown demo quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (Project confidence... Like a boss.)

Turnabout Countdown quotes
"Judge"

- I suppose she wasn't able to evacuate in time. What a terrible tragedy. I must admit, I stumbled at least ten times myself before I was able to escape.

"Athena Cykes"

- (Maybe the court should see to getting you even shorter robes...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (*sigh* Looks like this royal Payne is going to be as thoroughly unpleasant as the other.)

"Judge"

- Great Googly Moogly!

"Gaspen Payne"

- If I saw "GASPEN PAYNE!" written in blood, it'd certainly make me gasp.

"Ted Tonate"

- Did you find any of the victim's blood on the bomb? That would be decisive proof. But too bad! The bomb is blown to bits! It's long gone! Boom! Game over! Yeaaah!

The Monstrous Turnabout quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- Then it must be one big bird! And not of the friendly yellow type either.

"Simon Blackquill"

- Bravo, Your Baldness. Your years of experience shine bright like your head.

"Apollo Justice"

- (I wish trials came with a reset button.)

"Courtroom!!Overheard from the gallery"

- That mayor is a strange one, all right. I heard he want to a blood drive, but instead of donating, he tried to make a withdrawl!

"Simon Blackquill"

- Oh, what a dreadfully fearsome lass we have here.

"Athena Cykes"

- He's playing Simon Says with the judge!

"Judge"

- Well then, I think it's time for me to... t-take a vacatioooon!

"Athena Cykes"

- Apollo... I bet you were one of those kids that didn't believe in Santa Claus.

"Apollo Justice"

- (...If having an eye for beauty means looking like this guy, I'd rather be blind.)

"Simon Blackquill"

- Evidence is like a razor-sharp blade that cuts through bone as though it were butter. But you have only blind guesses -- a dull blade incapable of cutting even a cake.

Turnabout Academy quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- Nice work, Athena. Your face only turned five shades of pale. I was expecting fifty.

"Apollo Justice"

- I have this friend -- he and I go way back -- who got me really interested in space.

"Athena Cykes"

- Wait, you had friends when you were young? Color me surprised!

"Klavier Gavin"

- Perhaps I could help... Herr Forehead.

"Klavier Gavin"

- Right. The stage is ready. And you, Herr Forehead? Ready to rock?!

"Apollo Justice"

- Um, no, the defense is not ready to rock.

"Athena Cykes"

- An awl, what's that? Er, I mean... Hmm... An awl, you say? What might that be?

"Robin Newman"

- Oh, Athena. Measurements are for wimps! Full on YOLO is what art's all about!

"Athena Cykes"

- (A former ninja in prison? Holy shinto! How can the judge believe this load of crock?)

"Aristotle Means"

- I, Prof. Means, always mean what I say and say what I mean by all means!

"Bailiff"

- The prosecutor said, "Rubbish! We will be out on a stroll!" then left with Detective Fulbright.

"Aristotle Means"

- That is about it. One of my better speeches, if I do say so myself. I even saw some of our students with tears in their eyes.

"Apollo Justice"

- He's obviously not familiar with the phrase "bored to tears."

"Simon Blackquill"

- Hmph, a most roundabout trial. I much prefer the turnabout variety myself.

"Aristotle Means"

- All right, class is now in session!

"Apollo Justice"

- Argh... Why do I have the sudden urge to go to the nurse's office with a stomachache?

"Aristotle Means"

- Very good, Bobby! You just earned a gold star and a promotion to Head Disciplinarian!

"Athena Cykes"

- Apollo, tie me up in a new pose! ...Wait, you're not into this kind of thing, are you?

"Athena Cykes"

- They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but not yours! You never had good intentions, only lies to protect yourself with while blaming another. You, professor, are the embodiment of the dark age of the law!

The Cosmic Turnabout quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (Robot abuse, hawk attacks... Blackquill family life must sure be interesting.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (A robot that can see ghosts? Yeah, right! And I'M a spirit medium!)

"Simon Blackquill"

- Cut the existential bull or I'll cut you.

Turnabout for Tomorrow quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- No one can escape their past. The sins we've committed, and the sadness we've caused... No matter how far we run, our past remains as-ever present as the moon in the sky. It looms in wait... for the day when we are forced to face it. But only in doing so can we truly make peace and move on in hope towards tomorrow.

"Trucy Wright"

- We'll sneak around the world, from Kiev to Carolina, with the fuzz hot on our tails!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Your Honor, the defense was born ready!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Hmph. A fact you previously proved, turned on its ear, leaving your client high and dry... I must say... That is vintage Phoenix Wright.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Your argument has so many holes in it, it puts Swiss cheese to shame!

"Apollo Justice"

- Thanks, Athena. And thanks for waking me up to reality again.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Guess I know now who to call if I ever get sleepy in court...)

"Apollo Justice"

- D-Don't make me........ break out a dictionary on you!

"Bobby Fulbright"

- Ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Please, don't throw the book at me!

"Phoenix Wright"

- My arguments are hardly "far-fetched"! There's careful reasoning behind my theory!

"Bobby Fulbright"

- Yes, well, apparently there's "reasoning" even behind a tofu burger.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Come baaack, my beautiful contradiction!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (What this court needs is a bully-free zone...)

"Simon Blackquill"

- Ah, the infamous "Sword of the Beguiling Bluff." Its edge is without compare. Come now, ready it with me, and show us just how finely it cuts!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I know it's hard for someone as unwilling to trust as you to understand, but people have emotions. It's just a fact of life. And so, people can be weak at times. But that's exactly why people need to trust one another, so they can gain the strength to face themselves when things are at their bleakest. Without trust in others, how can you ever hope to face your fears?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Even the darkest night turns to dawn eventually... Our sun will rise again.

Turnabout Reclaimed quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- Hey, do you two think you could quit goofing off and do some work for a change?

"Apollo Justice"

- Work? But we've already cleaned the toilet... Twice. Each.

"Apollo Justice"

- Gee, Mr. Wright... With that badge on, you suddenly look so... capable!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ha ha ha. Um, thanks? (It's not like I was some lazy bum, you know!)

"Orla Shipley"

- Fweet! Fwe fwe fwe fweet!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I-I remember this...! Psyche-Locks!

"Athena Cykes"

- Huh? Psychedelic rock? Cyborg clocks? What?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Is anger the only feeling I inspire in women?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Ugh... That was one wardrobe malfunction I did NOT want to see...)

"Judge"

- Is that that "flip-flop" music young people nowadays like?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (So close, Your Honor. So close, and yet so far.)

"Judge"

- Mr. Wright... I hope that I'm wrong, but this isn't one of your bluffs, by any chance...?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ha ha ha! Of course not! (The judge knows me far too well.)

"Pearl Fey"

- I'm going to do what I can, too, with this forensicking kit! I'm going to cover this whole area with forensicking!

"Athena Cykes"

- I can't even imagine the show without Ms. Buckler! It would be like, "Where's the beef?"

"Pearl Fey"

- I guess prosecutors these days are more about harsh monochrome than fancy frills.

"Athena Cykes"

- How rude! Don't compare Mr. Wright to Sniper! Granted, his suit may make him LOOK like a penguin...

"Phoenix Wright"

- A-Athena... (Is that what she really thinks of me?)

"Judge"

- O-Order! If we don't have order, Prosecutor Blackquill will yell at us!

"Marlon Rimes"

- WALKIE-TALKIE BE BROKE 4 REAL! MR. LAWYER'S FREESTYLE GOT NO APPEAL!

"Judge"

- Well! I have seen countless trials, but never one that ended like this. I don't know how, Mr. Wright, but you always seem to manage to turn things around. ...I think all this excitement has taken a few years off my life...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Is that praise... or a diss...?)

The Foreign Turnabout quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (I don't know much about music, but I've got chills, and they're multiplying.)

The Rite of Turnabout quotes
"Beh'leeb Inmee"

- If my husband were still with us, he would say... "As much as it pains me to have my lovely wife speak on such matters... if it would help to find the truth.. then ask whatever you may."

"Phoenix Wright"

- O-Okay, I'll take you up on your generous offer. (Wait... Did Mrs. Inmee call herself "lovely" just now?)

"Maya Fey"

- Sorry, I guess I've outgrown that stepladder argument we always have...

"Phoenix Wright"

- I think you mean "ladder," Maya.

"Rayfa Padma Khura'in"

- Barbed Head! You... You blinded me with science!

Turnabout Storyteller quotes
"Athena Cykes"

- Excuse me, Your Honor! But please don't let Geiru's "balloons" bias your judgement! Mr. Whet hasn't been proven guilty yet, remember?

"Athena Cykes"

- You'll be surprised to hear that Uendo is actually a robot! Why not show your true self now, Uendo? Give us an old "beep boop boop"!

"Uendo Toneido"

- YOU. ARE. CORRECT. I. AM. A. ROBOT. BEEP BOOP BOOP!

Turnabout Revolution quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- *huff, puff* *huff, puff* I wasn't made for all the running and climbing and near-drowning I've done this week.

"Apollo Justice"

- See? Every puzzle has an answer, Athena.

"Judge"

- Very well, Mr. Justice. I never thought I'd be saying this, but you may burn the evidence.

Turnabout Time Traveler quotes
"Larry Butz"

- Business is as slow as ever, huh, Nick? Bet you made more money when you played the piano.

"Judge"

- On behalf of the gods who can’t be here, have some divine punishment!

Apollo Justice: Asinine Attorney quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- (Why do people only ever go for the bad boys...?)

English Turnabout quotes
"Judge"

- The witness will refrain from pointing the torch in this direction! Justice may be blind, but I’d rather not be!

The Fire Witch quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- My name is Phoenix Wright, ace baker!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Hoo boy... A group of witnesses huddling up before a joint testimony in a witch trial... You can't make this stuff up.)

"Maya Fey"

- Behind every ace attorney there's an even smarter - not to mention beautiful, witty and utterly amazing - ace assistant!

"Phoenix Wright"

- ...I think you also forgot humble.

The Last Inquisitor quotes
"Hershel Layton"

- If seeking the truth requires us to stand on opposite sides of the courtroom, then so be it. I expect you to defend Miss Cantabella with everything you've got, Mr. Wright.

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