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Generic quotes
"Wendy Oldbag"

- Edgey-poooooooo!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Nnnghhhoooooooooh!!!!

The First Turnabout quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (LIE LIKE A DOG)

Turnabout Sisters quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (Time to press and squeeze the truth out of her! Figuratively, of course.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Poor girl!? What about poor me!?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ms. May. What you said just now was quite... revealing.

"April May"

- Revealing? Ooooh, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Naughty Mr. Lawyer...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Alright! I've got nothing to lose! Except for... well, everything!)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Fool! You fell right into my trap!

"April May"

- Hey, guess what. Actually, I, um, really hate your guts. So get lost. Because, well, I'm not cooperating.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Thanks, I noticed.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (If I can't rip this guy's testimony apart, I'm done for. Why do I always feel like it's the end of the world and I'm the last man standing?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Both witnesses are telling the truth. (For once...)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Not so fast, Phoenix Wright!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Eh? (What! No way he can worm his way out of this one! Oh wait... I forgot. It's Edgeworth.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I object! That was... objectionable!

Turnabout Samurai quotes
"Maya Fey"

- Um, maybe I shouldn't be saying this... But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Don'tcha think it's a little sad when you have to explain what your badge means, pal?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!

"Dee Vasquez"

- One ook for each hour. Ook ook ook ook. Always with the ooking.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (She sure is one hell of an Oldbag...)

"Wendy Oldbag"

- Really, you should try not to get so excited at your age. You might strain something.

"Judge"

- ...

"Maya Fey"

- Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean.

"Maya Fey"

- Well, I'd say this was a turn for the unexpected, but I kind of expected this...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (The windbag... speechless. This has got to be a first.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (No, this isn't a bad dream, Your Honor. Witness the power of the Oldbag...)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- *grumble* (I'll kill this woman, I swear it...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I feel sorry for Edgeworth, almost. She really left him hanging on this one.)

"Maya Fey"

- (Oh great! Stop the presses, the windbag wants to talk.

"Cody Hackins"

- But that's my card! By offering me something I already own, you're in effect eschewing the very basis of our consumer society, namely the principle of fair trade! Man, for a grown-up, you sure are dumb!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (W-what do they teach these kids in school these days!? Quantum physics!?)

"Maya Fey"

- Umm... Nick? Will I grow up to be like her? Please say "no."

"Maya Fey"

- Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean.

Turnabout Goodbyes quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (Apparently, E.S.P. is no aid in detecting sarcasm...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one once. It made my head hurt. My hand slipped and I dropped it. Then my foot hurt too.

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Well, pal, then you got a job to do! Help out Mr. Edgeworth! Prove that badge you wear isn't just some fancy piece of metal! Prove it to me, pal! Show me you're an attorney!

"Manfred von Karma"

- I've heard of desperate men grasping at straws... But this is the first time I've heard of men grasping at macaws! Hah!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Whooooooooooooop!... I... I feel foolish.

Rise from the Ashes quotes
"Ema Skye"

- This is the kind of room that just screams "I can do the job." Quite a change from your office, really.

"Judge"

- Everyone makes mistakes. Even I once wasted an entire day looking for my dentures. They were in my mouth all along!

"Mike Meekins"

- DOWN ON YOUR HANDS!!! FLOOR ON YOUR HEAD!!!

"Mike Meekins"

- Do unto others before they do unto you!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood?!

"Dick Gumshoe"

- If you wanna blame anyone, blame society, pal!

"Jake Marshall"

- Most desperados I know don't care for such matters.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Most desperados I know don't join the police force)

The Lost Turnabout quotes
"Judge"

- Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (What... What's come over me...? Without thinking, I just blurted out, "Objection!" ...And I yelled it at the top of my lungs, finger outstretched, ready to take on my opponent! What a rush!)

"Judge"

- And what did this witness... witness?!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!

Reunion, and Turnabout quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- The iron in this door was tempered, making it very solid. But I guess it wasn't strong enough to withstand The Phoenix!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (...What is it!? Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? Not spiky enough!?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (First, a girl that runs away, and now an old lady who says I stink at doing my job... When did I become the poster boy for "How Not to Make a First Impression"...?)

"Maya Fey"

- She's a great kid, and really cute... And really great... And cute.

"Judge"

- Now, now, let's all be one happy family... OK...?

"Franziska von Karma"

- Ignorance is to be whipped.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Alright! With this, the rest of the trial should be in the b--)  (... blast radius of disaster.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Mia, not you too! With the whip... And the pain... And the owww...

Turnabout Big Top quotes
"Max Galactica"

- Ab-so-lute-ly FABULOUS!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Absolutely cringe inducing.)

"Franziska von Karma"

- A foolish choice by a foolish fool who wishes to feel the foolish sadness of a sad fool.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Right now, I can't believe any of this! I'm not even sure if this day hasn't been some kind of Kafkaesque dream...

"Maya Fey"

- Maybe you should leave the courtroom drama for video games and rethink that one...

"Judge"

- Are you claiming Regina Berry killed someone with a small bottle of pepper!?

"Judge"

- Order! Order! Bailiff, I don't care who it is, smack anyone who's loud in the face! Twice if you must!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Uh oh, the judge has that dazed look again. Maybe he should get out more.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- Au contraire mon frére! It does indeed have something to do with the question!

"Phoenix Wright"

- See! This is how Acro was able to kill the ringmaster! With the force of gravity and Maximillion Galactica's ample bust!

"Judge"

- That... The matter of puppet marriage is not under review in this case!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Alright! Time to take on this monkey, attorney-style!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (But I'm a good thunker! At least my teachers always said I was...)

"Judge"

- Mr. Quist, I would prefer if you avoided slandering innocent fiats in my court.

"Judge"

- Mr. Wright's argument was so circular, I'm still a bit dizzy!

Farewell, My Turnabout quotes
"Shelly de Killer"

- Oh, yes, that's right. Now that I am playing the role of the kidnapper, I can't pass up this chance to say, "And don't even think about callin' the cops!" ...Hmm, not great, but you get the idea.

"Ray Gun"

- *rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*

"Phoenix Wright"

- Zoinks! It's the alien!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Stars never need a logical, or sane reason for anything!

"Will Powers"

- Every time you do your lawyer thing, the witness suddenly turns into the bad guy...

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I've thought long and hard this past year about what it means to be a "prosecutor". And from here on out, I will show you the answer I have come to discover!

"Phoenix Wright"

- You're lying, dammit! And I can prove it!

"Phoenix Wright"

- The miracle never happen [sic].

Turnabout Memories quotes
"Mia Fey"

- Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

"Winston Payne"

- Love is a mysterious thing, and I object to this line of questioning! If you were to look at my wife for example, you might all be shocked!

"Judge"

- He's telling the truth. It was truly, truly shocking.

"Winston Payne"

- ... By the way, I have never ONCE considered leaving MY wife!

"Judge"

- No one cares, Mr. Payne.

"Dahlia Hawthorne"

- Yes. They're all very fond of their drugs...

"Mia Fey"

- Boy, this poor kid doesn't have a clue...

"Winston Payne"

- I can't accept this! It's like losing to my daughter!

The Stolen Turnabout quotes
"Maya Fey"

- Oh, I have an idea! Maybe I could sing a song? "The Master of Kurain" or "The Spirit Song" or perhaps "Maya's Theme"?

"Godot"

- Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself.. That is coffee.

"Godot"

- Men that are trapped by the chains of "Maybe" ...can never reach their dreams!

"Judge"

- It just seems like the defense was playing with himself.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Could you please rephrase that, Your Honor? For my sake...)

Recipe for Turnabout quotes
"Godot"

- There’s no point in struggling. You’re caught in a snare. The relentless snare of the law!

"Godot"

- You're saying that if something isn't normal, it simply isn't possible? Where does that leave the porcu-headed lawyer and the topknot chick over there... and the ungodly cool guy with the mask over here?

"Godot"

- Don't let the mysteries of yesterday mystify you today... Only losers think like that.

"Victor Kudo"

- Victor Kudo never makes mistakes! I dot every t and cross every i!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Congratulations. You have earned the title of Battiest Man To Grace A Courtroom.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- He's gotta be using some sort of infinite ammo code with that box of seeds...

Turnabout Beginnings quotes
"Diego Armando"

- A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets.

"Diego Armando"

- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth.

"Diego Armando"

- The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

Bridge to the Turnabout quotes
"Dick Gumshoe"

- The truth is... When I was a kid... I wanted to be a wizard!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (...Gumshoe indeed! Like gum on your shoe, he's impossible to get rid of!)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!?)

"Franziska von Karma"

- You huffy puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering whining wuss of a witness!

"Godot"

- Hey, Filly. Know your role, and shut your mouth. I can’t stand women like you.

"Godot"

- I'm only going to say this once, Lady von Whippingberg. Go home!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Discrepancies such as this will sow seeds in any human heart.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I don't know what the killer's plan was... but it's a fact that the killer left the writing on the lantern. There must be a reason for it!) There's only one reason! One as obvious as Jean Armstrong in a thong on the Riviera!

"Phoenix Wright"

- You can see it right there in the sketch! ...Whooooosh!

"Godot"

- Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth.

"Godot"

- In my world, the color red doesn't exist.

"Phoenix Wright"

- ...I can prove it. I'm going to bring your magnificent vengeance to fruition, just as you want it.

"Godot"

- Final judgment will be rendered by me!

"Godot"

- The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

Turnabout Trump quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- (First trial: nervous. Meeting him: cardiac arrest.)

"Apollo Justice"

- (Okay, so Gavin's got trial experience, fine. But does he have Chords of Steel!?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Let's put the past behind us shall we? For these days, I am merely Phoenix Wright, piano player.

"Winston Payne"

- To think I saw you enter this room a fresh attorney... and now I'll see you leave in chains.

"Kristoph Gavin"

- Only the cards, their backs wreathed in blue flame, know its final outcome.

"Apollo Justice"

- (Oh really, Ms. Orly? I think I've caught you in your own lie this time!)

"Kristoph Gavin"

- I'd only ask that you leave the defending to your defense, in the future. Otherwise... I cannot guarantee the outcome.

"Kristoph Gavin"

- Perhaps a fifth person came and took it out? Oh, and a sixth person could've helped!

"Phoenix Wright"

- What tangled webs we weave when we practice to deceive. So tangled, we catch ourselves in the process.

Turnabout Corner quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- How does it feel to stand here before Phoenix Wright, the Forgin' Attorney himself?

"Klavier Gavin"

- I must say I'm used to being inspected by the ladies, but this is the first time I've felt this way with a man.

"Trucy Wright"

- All sorts of things come out of my panties. Even the truth.

"Apollo Justice"

- I'm a lawyer. I live for needless procedures.

"Apollo Justice"

- (It's actually a relief to be so thoroughly ignored.)

"Apollo Justice"

- There's a dragon painted here. It's got a fierce look on its face, as if to say, "abandon all hope, all ye who enter here." Don't worry, Mr. Dragon. Hope and I haven't been on speaking terms for a while now.

"Apollo Justice"

- This car belongs to someone at the Meraktis Clinic... and it hit Mr. Wright. Mr. Wright sprained his ankle, and the car lost a side-view mirror. This car vs. Mr. Wright... Not quite the match of the century.

"Apollo Justice"

- You mean you... Trucy! There are some things you just don't do! I... I'm pressing charges!

"Klavier Gavin"

- How many panties are you carrying in your pocket, Herr Forehead?

"Judge"

- Too many brides these days can't even weave baskets blindfolded... underwater.

Turnabout Serenade quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- (Note to self: Ema lacks a sense of humor. Use caution.)

"Ema Skye"

- Don't even think of going in there unless you want a piece of Snackoos in your face!

"Apollo Justice"

- (Is she ever in a good mood, I wonder?)

"Klavier Gavin"

- Achtung, baby! Today, we play it my way!

"Apollo Justice"

- (What's that... noise?)

"Apollo Justice"

- (Hah hah, yes, laugh at the dumb attorney. I don't mind.)

"Klavier Gavin"

- As much as I'm enjoying the Daryan & Forehead show, there is no need for such tempers.

"Daryan Crescend"

- Say "hi" for me, OK? Oh, and "screw you".

Turnabout Succession quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- Their debut single was only 2 minutes and 15 seconds long? What a rip-off!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Did the doctor say anything concerning the cause of death?

"Valant Gramarye"

- Why yes... I believe he screamed, "My God! He's been shot in the head!"

"Drew Misham"

- Perhaps you've heard that you can make any color as long as you have the three primary colors? Well, it's a lie.

"Apollo Justice"

- "Attorney Utterly Confused", end quote.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Do these people ever miss a chance to mock me?

"Phoenix Wright"

- This plant has seen me grow from a rookie, to an ace... to a has-been. I hate you, plant... Just kidding.

"Judge"

- Behold the power of arithmetic!

"Mike Meekins"

- Sir! I'm going to have to invoke my right to remain in a state of not talking!

"Mike Meekins"

- That night... on stage... I saw a vision. Only it wasn't a vision. It was a hat! The Amazing Mr. Hat! He exists!

"Mike Meekins"

- I remember it clearly, although the details are a little vague!

"Mike Meekins"

- Sir! You should know thay [sic] I harbor no ill feelings whatsoever in my harbor!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I must have seen that painting a thousand times, but I never really looked at it until now. I guess my head was too stuck in the trials... I never had time to stop and appreciate art. I have time now. OK. Let's appreciate. ... Actually, it's pretty lame.

"Trucy Wright"

- I'm Trucy! Trucy Wright! That's "Wright" with a "W"! Uh, but not "write" right?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I think an eight-year-old just massaged my ego.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- I just don't know much about anything other than law. (Or even much about law, if you were to ask some people.)

"Valant Gramarye"

- Allakazooooooooooooomg!

"Phoenix Wright"

- To be honest, I was pretty lost those first few days. Thinking back on it, it was a pretty dark time in my life. But Trucy... happy, smiling Trucy... she was my light.

"Vera Misham"

- ...Good morning...

"Apollo Justice"

- ...! (She... She speaks!!)

"Trucy Wright"

- It's you Apollo! See, you're making one of your flamboyant gestures!

"Apollo Justice"

- Please, I am a professional.

"Apollo Justice"

- ...Valant Gramarye! (...Using the door like an average muggle, no less.)

"Trucy Wright"

- It's like that thing they say! "Baby frogs grow up to be frogs"...? I always thought it was funny, though. Aren't baby frogs called "tadpoles"...? Maybe they thought it would be easier to understand that way for kids. How stupid!

"Apollo Justice"

- "Attorney Utterly Confused", end quote.

"Apollo Justice"

- (Does this guy have a pause button?)

"Apollo Justice"

- (Ack! "Attorney Makes Wild Claim... Becomes Subject of Mass Ridicule"... end quote! Better come up with something quick before that story goes to print...!)

"Klavier Gavin"

- Are you... telling the truth, Apollo Justice...?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Judge wisely. Judge well.

"Phoenix Wright"

- You know what I've been thinking? People don't die that easily, really... As long as they've got something worth living for.

"Vera Misham"

- The door is open. The world is waiting. Thank you.

"Wesley Stickler"

- I have a new name, one that reflects my true academic nature... Wesley Sicko, reporting! Yes, curiosity is a sickness, and I am the cure!

Turnabout Visitor quotes
"Maggey Bryde"

- I'm just a lowly security guard, so... ... I'm not sure what I should do with that other than to guard it!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (*sigh* It's like talking to another Gumshoe)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- Then that means...! Wait, what does that mean?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- It means you need to use your brain instead of mine every once in a while, Detective.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Only two pieces? I believe the proper phrase here is, "you fail."

Turnabout Airlines quotes
"Rhoda Teneiro"

- Do you pinky-swear you do, on your honor as a professional prosecutor?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- I-I pink-swear I do, on my honor as a professional prosecutor.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Though I grow with each revolution of the planet around the sun...... I have the distinct impression he continues to madly spin in place.)

"Dick Gumshoe"

- I think I'll celebrate by adding a little extra salt to my instant noodles tonight!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Just how much did you cut his salary by, Franziska?)

The Kidnapped Turnabout quotes
"Miles Edgeworth"

- ...Nnnnnggghhhoooooooooooh!!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ............ Who's there!? And how dare you laugh at a gentleman's plight?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (... Forensic science has never seemed more ominous to me than at this very moment.)

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Nooooo! Why HER!? Why HERE!? Why NOW!?)

"Kay Faraday"

- You seem to attract all sorts of interesting people, Mr. Edgeworth. "Miles Edgeworth"

- Kay, please, I'm begging you. By all means, do not provoke her any further...

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (*sigh* I don't suppose I can afford to ignore the old bag.

"Kay Faraday"

- But it's the room where I got to see your awesome "Nnnghhhoooh!!" face!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)

"Lauren Paups"

- He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not... Aww, that's the 12th one!

Turnabout Reminiscence quotes
"Miles Edgeworth"

- This blood here [on an evidence preservation bag] is from Mr. Faraday, but there are no other clues to be found. Which begs the question... do I need to put this bag inside another bag to preserve it as evidence?

"Judge"

- Silence in the courtroom! Silence, I said! Mr. New Prosecutor Recommended by Manfred von Karma Miles Edgeworth and Ms. Genius Prosecutor Successor to Manfred von Karma Franzisk...ack...!

"Franziska von Karma"

- ...You bit your tongue again, didn't you?

"Judge"

- And don't you know it's rude to shout "Objection!" while someone is giving testimony?

"Tyrell Badd"

- I could've stolen this lollipop from you, that's how naive you are!

Turnabout Ablaze quotes
"Miles Edgeworth"

- There is a flat-panel, a VCR, and a row of Steel Samurai videos on this table. There might be a clue among these... I had better check the titles of these videos. My my, the things I put myself through for the sake of the investigation.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- H-How could this happen two days in a roooooooooooow!?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- The counterpart to the Babahlese butterfly is the Allebahstian flower.

"Franziska von Karma"

- The butterfly and flower. They're both lovely things... but can we interpret this to mean that Allehbahst provides honey to Babahl?

"Miles Edgeworth"

- ... Wh-What the Pink Princess would like to say can wait for the day after eternity!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (I was moved by the performance of this man!? This completely useless, worthless bum!? I fear I may never recover from this...)

"Franziska von Karma"

- Looks like the lesson for today is that when the Steel Samurai and the Pink Princess... take off their masks, they transform into a pair of annoying troublemakers.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- (Heh, don't make me laugh, Kay. Only the Steel Samurai deserves such honor.)

"Franziska von Karma"

- ...Hmph. This is coming from a man who loves shows featuring costumed actors.

"Shi-Long Lang"

- Lang Zi says:......... Just go already!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Because this is no game. This is war!

Turnabout Countdown demo quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (Project confidence... Like a boss.)

Turnabout Countdown quotes
"Judge"

- I suppose she wasn't able to evacuate in time. What a terrible tragedy. I must admit, I stumbled at least ten times myself before I was able to escape.

"Athena Cykes"

- (Maybe the court should see to getting you even shorter robes...)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (*sigh* Looks like this royal Payne is going to be as thoroughly unpleasant as the other.)

"Judge"

- Great Googly Moogly!

"Gaspen Payne"

- A real man doesn't make mountains out of mole hills, you know.

"Judge"

- But that's precisely what Mr. Wright does best.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (I call slander, Your Honor!)

"Judge"

- Mr. Wright, that was a very clever deduction.

"Phoenix Wright"

- Aww, it was nothing, Your Honor. (Nothing but pure genius! Take THAT!)

"Athena Cykes"

- Boss! I'm sensing a definite "smug and braggy" vibe coming off of you...

"Gaspen Payne"

- If I saw "GASPEN PAYNE!" written in blood, it'd certainly make me gasp.

"Ted Tonate"

- Did you find any of the victim's blood on the bomb? That would be decisive proof. But too bad! The bomb is blown to bits! It's long gone! Boom! Game over! Yeaaah!

The Monstrous Turnabout quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- Then it must be one big bird! And not of the friendly yellow type either.

"Simon Blackquill"

- Bravo, Your Baldness. Your years of experience shine bright like your head.

"Athena Cykes"

- Prosecutor Blackquill doesn't seem to intimidate Detective Fulbright.

"Apollo Justice"

- Well, you know what they say: ignorance is bliss.

"Athena Cykes"

- Oh, so that's why Detective Fulbright was assigned to Blackquill. He's so oblivious!

"Apollo Justice"

- (I wish trials came with a reset button.))

"Courtroom!!Overheard from the gallery"

- That mayor is a strange one, all right. I heard he want to a blood drive, but instead of donating, he tried to make a withdrawl!

"Simon Blackquill"

- Oh, what a dreadfully fearsome lass we have here.

"Athena Cykes"

- He's playing Simon Says with the judge!

"Judge"

- Well then, I think it's time for me to... t-take a vacatioooon!

"Athena Cykes"

- Apollo... I bet you were one of those kids that didn't believe in Santa Claus.

"Apollo Justice"

- (...If having an eye for beauty means looking like this guy, I'd rather be blind.)

"Simon Blackquill"

- Evidence is like a razor-sharp blade that cuts through bone as though it were butter. But you have only blind guesses -- a dull blade incapable of cutting even a cake.

Turnabout Academy quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- Nice work, Athena. Your face only turned five shades of pale. I was expecting fifty.

"Apollo Justice"

- I have this friend -- he and I go way back -- who got me really interested in space.

"Athena Cykes"

- Wait, you had friends when you were young? Color me surprised!

"Klavier Gavin"

- Perhaps I could help... Herr Forehead.

"Klavier Gavin"

- Right. The stage is ready. And you, Herr Forehead? Ready to rock?!

"Apollo Justice"

- Um, no, the defense is not ready to rock.

"Athena Cykes"

- An awl, what's that? Er, I mean... Hmm... An awl, you say? What might that be?

"Athena Cykes"

- The voice on the tape recorder never was "You're a goner!" That's only what we thought we heard, when in fact, it was the witness getting yelled at! The court will note that this is different from the selective hearing men are so good at!

"Apollo Justice"

- ...I think you're right, but what was that last part again?

"Athena Cykes"

- Never mind.

"Robin Newman"

- Oh, Athena. Measurements are for wimps! Full on YOLO is what art's all about!

"Athena Cykes"

- (A former ninja in prison? Holy shinto! How can the judge believe this load of crock?)

"Aristotle Means"

- I, Prof. Means, always mean what I say and say what I mean by all means!

"Bailiff"

- The prosecutor said, "Rubbish! We will be out on a stroll!" then left with Detective Fulbright.

"Aristotle Means"

- That is about it. One of my better speeches, if I do say so myself. I even saw some of our students with tears in their eyes.

"Apollo Justice"

- He's obviously not familiar with the phrase "bored to tears."

"Simon Blackquill"

- Hmph, a most roundabout trial. I much prefer the turnabout variety myself.

"Aristotle Means"

- All right, class is now in session!

"Apollo Justice"

- Argh... Why do I have the sudden urge to go to the nurse's office with a stomachache?

"Aristotle Means"

- Very good, Bobby! You just earned a gold star and a promotion to Head Disciplinarian!

"Athena Cykes"

- Apollo, tie me up in a new pose! ...Wait, you're not into this kind of thing, are you?

"Athena Cykes"

- They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but not yours! You never had good intentions, only lies to protect yourself with while blaming another. You, professor, are the embodiment of the dark age of the law!

The Cosmic Turnabout quotes
"Judge"

- I think I've heard enough. The case seems pretty clear-cut at this point. However, there is one thing I'm curious about. That metal box next to the witness stand... What purpose does it serve, exactly?

"Simon Blackquill"

- Since you asked so nicely... It's your coffin.

"Judge"

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Have mercy on meeeeeeeeeeee!

"Simon Blackquill"

- ...I jest. It's evidence. Due to its immense size, we've little choice but to lay it where it rests now. We shall get to the contents of the box in due time.

"Judge"

- Phew... I feel like I just lost fifty years off of my life.

"Athena Cykes"

- Does he even HAVE fifty years left?

"Apollo Justice"

- Inner monologue, Athena! Inner monologue!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Robot abuse, hawk attacks... Blackquill family life must sure be interesting.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (A robot that can see ghosts? Yeah, right! And I'M a spirit medium!)

"Simon Blackquill"

- Cut the existential bull or I'll cut you.

Turnabout for Tomorrow quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- No one can escape their past. The sins we've committed, and the sadness we've caused... No matter how far we run, our past remains as-ever present as the moon in the sky. It looms in wait... for the day when we are forced to face it. But only in doing so can we truly make peace and move on in hope towards tomorrow.

"Trucy Wright"

- We'll sneak around the world, from Kiev to Carolina, with the fuzz hot on our tails!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Your Honor, the defense was born ready!

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Hmph. A fact you previously proved, turned on its ear, leaving your client high and dry... I must say... That is vintage Phoenix Wright.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Your argument has so many holes in it, it puts Swiss cheese to shame!

"Apollo Justice"

- Thanks, Athena. And thanks for waking me up to reality again.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Guess I know now who to call if I ever get sleepy in court...)

"Apollo Justice"

- D-Don't make me........ break out a dictionary on you!

"Bobby Fulbright"

- Ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Please, don't throw the book at me!

"Phoenix Wright"

- My arguments are hardly "far-fetched"! There's careful reasoning behind my theory!

"Bobby Fulbright"

- Yes, well, apparently there's "reasoning" even behind a tofu burger.

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Come baaack, my beautiful contradiction!)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (What this court needs is a bully-free zone...)

"Simon Blackquill"

- Ah, the infamous "Sword of the Beguiling Bluff." Its edge is without compare. Come now, ready it with me, and show us just how finely it cuts!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I know it's hard for someone as unwilling to trust as you to understand, but people have emotions. It's just a fact of life. And so, people can be weak at times. But that's exactly why people need to trust one another, so they can gain the strength to face themselves when things are at their bleakest. Without trust in others, how can you ever hope to face your fears?

"Simon Blackquill"

- ...It was never my intention to throw my life away. But some things in this world are more important than your own life...

"Athena Cykes"

- Like what?

"Simon Blackquill"

- My honor-bound duty to protect with my life, my mentor's most beloved treasure.

"Miles Edgeworth"

- Even the darkest night turns to dawn eventually... Our sun will rise again.

Turnabout Reclaimed quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- Hey, do you two think you could quit goofing off and do some work for a change?

"Apollo Justice"

- Work? But we've already cleaned the toilet... Twice. Each.

"Apollo Justice"

- Gee, Mr. Wright... With that badge on, you suddenly look so... capable!

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ha ha ha. Um, thanks? (It's not like I was some lazy bum, you know!)

"Orla Shipley"

- Fweet! Fwe fwe fwe fweet!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I-I remember this...! Psyche-Locks!

"Athena Cykes"

- Huh? Psychedelic rock? Cyborg clocks? What?!

"Marlon Rimes"

- Sometimes when I'm by myself, I like to rap to pass the time. Especially when I'm around the animals I love.

"Athena Cykes"

- Oooh, I love animals, too! Especially marine creatures, like dolphins!

"Phoenix Wright"

- I like marine creatures, too. (But just the ones you can eat.)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Is anger the only feeling I inspire in women?)

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Ugh... That was one wardrobe malfunction I did NOT want to see...)

"Judge"

- Is that that "flip-flop" music young people nowadays like?

"Phoenix Wright"

- (So close, Your Honor. So close, and yet so far.)

"Judge"

- Mr. Wright... I hope that I'm wrong, but this isn't one of your bluffs, by any chance...?

"Phoenix Wright"

- Ha ha ha! Of course not! (The judge knows me far too well.)

"Pearl Fey"

- I'm going to do what I can, too, with this forensicking kit! I'm going to cover this whole area with forensicking!

"Athena Cykes"

- I can't even imagine the show without Ms. Buckler! It would be like, "Where's the beef?"

"Pearl Fey"

- I guess prosecutors these days are more about harsh monochrome than fancy frills.

"Athena Cykes"

- How rude! Don't compare Mr. Wright to Sniper! Granted, his suit may make him LOOK like a penguin...

"Phoenix Wright"

- A-Athena... (Is that what she really thinks of me?)

"Judge"

- O-Order! If we don't have order, Prosecutor Blackquill will yell at us!

"Marlon Rimes"

- WALKIE-TALKIE BE BROKE 4 REAL! MR. LAWYER'S FREESTYLE GOT NO APPEAL!

"Judge"

- Well! I have seen countless trials, but never one that ended like this. I don't know how, Mr. Wright, but you always seem to manage to turn things around. ...I think all this excitement has taken a few years off my life...

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Is that praise... or a diss...?)

The Foreign Turnabout quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- (I don't know much about music, but I've got chills, and they're multiplying.)

The Rite of Turnabout quotes
"Maya Fey"

- Sorry, I guess I've outgrown that stepladder argument we always have...

"Phoenix Wright"

- I think you mean "ladder," Maya.

"Rayfa Padma Khura'in"

- Barbed Head! You... You blinded me with science!

Turnabout Storyteller quotes
"Athena Cykes"

- Excuse me, Your Honor! But please don't let Geiru's "balloons" bias your judgement! Mr. Whet hasn't been proven guilty yet, remember?

"Athena Cykes"

- You'll be surprised to hear that Uendo is actually a robot! Why not show your true self now, Uendo? Give us an old "beep boop boop"!

"Uendo Toneido"

- YOU. ARE. CORRECT. I. AM. A. ROBOT. BEEP BOOP BOOP!

Turnabout Revolution quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- *huff, puff* *huff, puff* I wasn't made for all the running and climbing and near-drowning I've done this week.

"Apollo Justice"

- See? Every puzzle has an answer, Athena.

Turnabout Time Traveler quotes
"Larry Butz"

- Business is as slow as ever, huh, Nick? Bet you made more money when you played the piano.

Apollo Justice: Asinine Attorney quotes
"Apollo Justice"

- (Why do people only ever go for the bad boys...?)

The Fire Witch quotes
"Phoenix Wright"

- My name is Phoenix Wright, ace baker!

"Phoenix Wright"

- (Hoo boy... A group of witnesses huddling up before a joint testimony in a witch trial... You can't make this stuff up.)

"Maya Fey"

- Behind every ace attorney there's an even smarter - not to mention beautiful, witty and utterly amazing - ace assistant!

"Phoenix Wright"

- ...I think you also forgot humble.

The Last Inquisitor quotes
"Hershel Layton"

- If seeking the truth requires us to stand on opposite sides of the courtroom, then so be it. I expect you to defend Miss Cantabella with everything you've got, Mr. Wright.

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