Why would people ship NaruMayo?
Why would people ship NaruMayo?
Dawson, you are a child, a pre-pubescent adolescent who has never known the pleasure of sexual relations with a man or woman. Bottom line, you are a virgin toddler, who apparently has amnesia. Think on that, and come back to me when you know how to use proper reasoning. Your fate rests in the hands of Hyper-Realistic Jigglytrump, and your final destination shall be decided by this Friday. Good luck, my forgetful child.
How do you even know that's what I'm really like? This could be me faking it, you know.
You do not understand, Dawsonathan. Your fate can go one of two ways. Either 1: I put you in a Minecraft villager sex dungeon with Old Man Jenkins and a dispenser that shoots out bread. OR, 2: You un-virgin yourself willingly, with the woman/man that will make the rest of your life fairly exceptional. I leave this decision to you, Dawsonathan. Fair well, until this Friday, where I go to meet with Mr. Chuck E. Cheese himself, where we can decide your fate over a nice cheese pizza.
Kinda hate shipwars where people just splurt out ''I like this ship more because its more canonical so you must like it''
Calm down everyone...
Who's Dawsonathan? You? Okay.
I am confusion.
Dawsonathan is you, Dawsonathan. Your virginity is undeniable.
No.
What do you think?